Being the responsible parents that you are, you and Louis had been taking turns popping into the basement where Lea and her boyfriend are watching a movie. You're both suspicious that more than movie-watching is taking place down there, but you hadn't been able to catch anything yet because they always hear you coming. Finally, Louis manages to sneak up on them and catch them in a make-out session that is a little too heated for Louis' liking. "Oops, sorry, just passing through. Didn't mean to interrupt anything!" Louis chirps mock-casually. The two young teens pull apart quickly, both of their faces crimson in embarrassment. "Are you two aware of the whole sex thing?" Louis brings up bluntly. "Yes, Dad, very aware," Lea replies quickly, through gritted teeth, trying to get rid of him. "Very aware, huh? Not sure I like the sound of that. So you both know about condoms and all that?" Louis carries on, taking a seat on the couch between the couple. "Yes, Dad." "What about you, mate? Do you know?" Louis asks Lea's boyfriend. "Yes, Mr. Tomlinson," he replies without making eye contact. "Oh good, then you wouldn't mind a pop quiz. Babe, can you bring down a condom and a banana?" Louis calls up to you. "Oh my God, this is not happening right now..." Lea groans, burying her face in her hands and wishing she were anywhere but there right now.
