Phan Oneshots

Trampolining

it's been a month. oops.

if you see any dumb mistakes please point them out to me!

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It was Dan's birthday, and he, Phil and good friend Louise were hunting around London for the perfect place to have their lunch.

Because it was his birthday, the brunet had the great privilege of picking where they were going to eat. Dan was being super choosy with where he wanted to go, and he tired out Phil and Louise's patience in a matter of minutes.

"Come on Dan, I'm starving!" His raven-haired boyfriend tried to convince him.
Phil's words had no effect on Dan, who brushed him off with a simple,
"Phil, you're always starving." and continued his hunt for a tasty dish.

Ten minutes of aimless wandering later, Louise tried her luck at hurrying up her friend.
She smoothed out her royal blue dress and chided him with a sharp,
"Dan please, we have other places to go!"

"We're going home after this. We have plenty of time." Dan rebuked, an amused chuckle leaving his lips. Annoying his friends was one of Dan's favourite pastimes.

To the relief of Phil and Louise, a shop was chosen not long after.
The café Dan had decided on was a cosy, sweet place on the corner of a deserted street - about a mile away from where the couple's flat was.

Outside, there was a chalkboard with the café's 'cake of the day', which on that occasion was chocolate cake with Malteasers on top. This was what attracted the brunet and friends (okay just Dan) to the nostalgic-looking shop.

Well, and the fact that it was in a quieter area, making the chances of an excitable horde of crying, drooling and simultaneously screaming fangirls mobbing them reduce considerably.

"Of course he'd go for the one with Malteasers written on the front. Why didn't I think of that?" Phil mused under his breath, half to himself and half to Louise.

"I'm actually dying here, can we please eat?" Louise whined.

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At last, the hungry trio seated themselves at the very back of the shop, to not draw as much attention.

Luckily, the waitresses either didn't recognise them or had enough sense to leave them alone, so Dan, Phil and Louise were left in relative peace.

Of course, that relative peace didn't last for long.
You might have even called it the calm before the storm.

Twenty minutes later, everyone was enjoying their sweet treats when Dan suddenly groaned out,
"Ugh, my legs are killing me!"

"And why would that be?" Louise enquired, leaning forward with a inquisitive, playful glimmer in her eyes. She wiggled her eyebrows and made a questioning 'Hmm?' when neither of the boys answered her.

Dan and Phil didn't reply with words, but glanced at each other, blushed visibly, and hastily returned to their plates. It was embarrassing enough just to recall the memories of the day before.

Louise giggled, the sound ringing through the room, but before long it turned into full on, manic cackling. Her eyes seemed to be sparkling and before long she was wiping her eyes, beginning to creep out Dan and Phil.

One of the waitresses turned to look at them but the blond waved her off with a smile and a final laugh.

"How many times? I knew you topped, Phil! Oh my goodness, this has made my day!" Louise said in a hushed whisper, barely finishing her sentence before breaking off into another giggling fit.

Dan and Phil looked puzzled, although their faces could easily have been mistaken for tomatoes.

"I'm sorry, what?" Dan inquired, looking completely lost. His boyfriend had an identical expression.

"You did the frickle-frackle, of course!" Louise gasped, taking both of their hands in her own.

"The ship has officially sailed." She said in a serious tone, before releasing them from her iron grip and laughing yet again, holding onto her stomach and taking deep breaths in a futile attempt to calm herself down.

"Well," Phil began, "We have done... it before, but that isn't why Dan's legs are tired."

Louise, who from the looks of it was only half paying attention to Phil, snapped her eyes up and falling silent immediately.

"Oh. What did you do?"

Dan nervously chuckled,
"We went trampolining with my family. It's embarrassing, don't tell anybody."

There was a few seconds of silence. Dan looked at Phil, and then they both glanced at Louise, all three with similar expressions.

The brunet face-palmed with a "Jeez...", and it was like a dam had been broken.

All of them broke out into giggles again, Dan getting out his phone with shaking hands and adding 'The Trampoline Incident' on the list of Awkward Events.

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Louise is totally my fave.
feed me comments ;) i reply to them more often than not, since i'm a loner, so...

anyway, song of the chapter is drugs by EDEN. It's a great song, and I love love love it.