Scotland x reader:

SURPRISE BITCH

A/N: HA HA! SURPRISE BITCHES! Bet you thought you saw the last of me! Can't get rid of me that easily...... Well anyway I trolled all of you. Well be happy okay cause new chapter and a lemon in the future! Yay! Anyway can anyone guess who the villain is?
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~?????? POV~
      I've planned everything so even the slightest mistake would change nothing. Allistor's and (y/n) routine is quite simple and unpredictable. That's the only thing that made this so hard, they never stick to the same schedule yet they never do anything to crazy. (Y/n) practices her magic constantly, each time it makes me want to kill her then and there.... If only the DWH would let me. They get up around 11am which is really lazy, and then all they do is talk and laugh and make up crazy stories....... They are in love, it makes me sick. I want them dead.
      The plan is perfect, once a month on a  Thursday night (y/n) and Allistor go to the same pub and drink, it's like a tradition or something. (Y/n) always seems to get a little crazy but I think Allistor doesn't mind, I think he likes taking care of (y/n).... He finds it cute... Again I want them dead. So when (y/n) is drunk and not fully aware I and a few people from DWH will help me drug Allistor's drink, this certain drug will keep make him go to sleep in about 2 hours. By that that they'll either be home or in the car which I could care less. With Allistor drugged he is easily kidnapped, we will leave a note for (y/n) to see and she will be heartbroken knowing it was her fault........ Emotions are stupid anyway.

~(Y/n) POV~

"Allistor, please." I begged looking up at him with puppy dog eyes, we are currently in the living room watching a scary movie.

"Come on go make yourself Ye own food." Allistor replies watching the movie intently

"Why won't you go make me any?" I smile at him devilishly and poke him slightly, " you aren't scared are you?"

"Like bloody hell I would be." Allistor replied

"Then prove it.." I smiled at him with the look of innocence as he rolled his eyes and got up from the movie and started walking into the dark kitchen. I continued to watch the movie as a jump scare happened and I seemed to laugh a little. Out of no where I hear a really high pitched girly scream coming from the kitchen. I laugh slightly and walk in the dimly lit kitchen to see Allistor huddled into a ball with a spatula in hand shaking.

"Awe wee lamb..." I tease him as he pouts slightly, "were you afraid of the hash slinging hasher?"

"The hash dinging whater?" Allistor asked tilting his head to the side slightly out of confusion.

"Wait. You never watched spongebob before?!" I asked completely shocked, who hasn't seen spongebob??

"No...what's a spongebob?" Allistor asked standing up trying to fix some of his ego that was probably just shattered.

"Ugh you know what.... SpongeBob marathon after we go to the bar tomorrow. It will be better if we are drunk." I reply walking to the fridge and opening it.

"Hello there lassy, I need to tell you something." It was a voice coming from the dark hallway that lead to the front door.... That isn't creepy.

"It's just me Seamus, I need to warn you. I think someone is watching you, or trying to kill you. Please watch out....." Apparently Seamus replies still not visible, I look over at Allistor to see him fiddling with the spatula and acting like it was a sword and getting into stances, he's so much like a child. But I love him. I love him so much.

"Thanks for the details Seamus, I'll keep my eyes out. Now go to bed it's like 2 in the morning." I reply taking out some pizza rolls from the freezer.

"I could say the same thing to you (y/n). Anyway, take care of Allistor. Please. You mean the world to him, he can't lose you. He's lost to many people, you're all he's truly has to give him hope. In all honesty he hasn't smiled and laughed like that in century's." Seamus whispered as he seemed to walk away, those words meant the world to me. I need Allistor as much as he needs me, we've found something rare. Love is rare and beautiful, it grows where no one thinks it can. Where it is forbidden it will find a way, love works in joyous ways And I happen to stumble upon it.

"Allistor, you know I love you right? Like your the green to my grass, or the water to my ocean, or ummm my heart to my body. You get the point, well the point is I need you. I love you, and I have strong feelings that make my heart flutter when you smile or the look in your eye you get when we are doing something mischievous. Your perfect and I can't believe I found someone like you, plus we both immortals so you know there's that too." I say trying to find the right words to express my love. I place the pizza rolls in the microwave as I feel Allistor standing behind me and wrapping his hands around my waist and feasting his head on my head.

"I know and I love you too, but you're really bad at analogies lassy." Allistor laughed slightly and I couldn't help but laugh a little too.

"Shut up! At least I tried." I huffed back as my pizza rolls finished and I took them out and broke free from Allistor's warm hug, I really do love his hugs, "we should get some sleep, we are going to the pub tomorrow, right?"

"Yes lassy, but you're cutting back on your drinking this time." Allistor laughed a little

"Yeah probably a good idea, although those times were fun I'm an adult now and need to learn to stop. Learn when I've had enough." I replied as I took a bite of the pizza roll and we started heading up the stairs to our bedroom.

"Well look whose finally growing up?" Allistor teased as I laughed slightly and rolled my eyes. We reached our room and were already in PJs so we just climbed into bed and snuggled for warmth.

"Wait, we forgot to finish the movie.." I remembered

"Oh well I know the ending..... Everybody dies." Allistor replied hugging me closer

"Well thanks for ruining the ending but good night Allistor."

"Goodnight (y/n)."