Markiplier One-Shots

Coffee Rush

      You absolutely love coffee.  Ever since you tried the stuff when you were thirteen, you had it every morning ((If you don't really like coffee, please pretend for story sake ;) )).   However, lately you've been deprived of it for about a week and a half now.
         "Mark, can I PLEASE. have some?" You pleaded to your boyfriend.
         "I'm sorry (Y/n), but the doctor said that you need to lower your caffeine intake." Mark said in a low voice.  You felt shivers at his soothing voice, but you didn't let that sway you.
      "But just cold turkey like THAT?!  This is cruel and inhumane!" You pouted, and stomped up to your shared room.
       "Honey, don't you have work today?" Mark called up to you as you climbed the stairs.
        "I haven't been able to concentrate lately so I might as well not go." You replied.
        "What're you going to say to your boss?"
        "SICK DAYS ARE A BEAUTIFUL THING!" You yelled, slamming the door.  Mark winced and rubbed the back of his head. 
I hate it when she gets like this... Maybe it was kinda harsh to completely take it out...
       Mark eventually had an idea and looked at the time.  He still had about half an hour until he had to make another video.  So, he brewed a fresh mug of coffee and yelled, "(Y/n)! I have some coffee for you."
         "Mark, I love you, but I'll hurt you if this is some sick joke." You grumbled, walking over to the stairs.  He chuckled and held the coffee out to you as you made your way down the steps. 
       You eyed the coffee, trying to see if he would take it away.  Your eyes were wide and slightly bloodshot from not being able to concentrate on anything.  You gingerly took the coffee and took a tiny sip.   Immediately, your eyes widened and your pupils dilated.
       "OMG MARK I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH!!" You scream.  You hug and kiss your boyfriend and rub all about the house.  You finish your cup of coffee and chant, "Javajavajavajavajavajavajava!!!"
        Then Mark smirked like the Grinch and asked, "Hey (Y/n), do you wanna play a video game?"
        "OH IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!" You yell.  Since you're body had no caffeine in you for so long when it was so used to it, it went into hyperventilated mode and now you were hyper as ever!  So, Mark decided to finally have you in one of his videos.
      He secretly set up the camera for you both to be in the picture, and then set up the game.  You always acted different when you were on camera, so that's why Mark had take it secretly.
        You two played MarioCart and you actually win most of them!  However, Mark made one comeback and you jumped to your feet yelling, "I wanna rematch!"
     At another point, you were sitting in Mark's lap, his chin on your head.  It was very comfy, but you won one of the raced and jumped up, hitting Mark's chin.  You apologized and kissed his stubbled chin while he kissed your forehead.
      To put it simply, you  both laughed, giggled, and slight anger (because everyone gets frustrated with MarioCart) as you both played.  Eventually Mark said, "So, I will see you guys in the next video. Buh bye!"
      You recognized his outro and froze, the caffeine wearing off.
      "Mark.... You didn't take a video of all that... Did you?" You asked, face slowly turning red.  He chuckled, "No~."
       "You DID didn't you!" You cried, hiding your face in your hands.  Mark laughed and gently pulled your hands away from your face. 
        "Don't worry, if you really don't want me to post it on YouTube then I won't. I'll make another." He smiled.  You thought about it and said, "Let me see the video first."
       By the end, your face was red and Mark was DEFINITELY NOT allowed to post that video.              However he did secretly burn it onto a CD for safe keeping, and he watches it to get on your nerves sometimes.