*Gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please.. I need my... phone.."
*Opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
T W E N T Y F O U R ||
*Gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please.. I need my... phone.."
*Opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
