"Mum I need you to watch this video" I say grinning like the Cheshire Cat
"Lana I swear to god-" Jordan begins
"Turn the video on" Mum says throwing the wooden spoon she had in her hand across the room
I turn the video I recorded, Jordan had a scowl on his face but he knew he couldn't do anything now. That's when Hudson fell down the stairs Jordan started laughing. Mum whacked Jordan on the arm.
"Jordan your bae is on the screen no laughing at his injuries" Mum tuts
"Mum what the hell" Jordan says
"Mummy knows Jordan, mummy knows you love Hudson so hush" Mum says
"Mum no"
"Mum yes" I say
"Thank you child" Mum says
"Your welcome"
We continue to watch the rest of the video. By this point I could see that Jordan was fidgeting. Then we got to the part when Hudson kissed Jordan on the cheek and mum squealed, she actually squealed and Jordan was literally trying to get the phone out of my hand but failing miserably.
The video then ended after I talked to my phone and gave everyone weird names.
"Lana the weird I love you" Mum says
"I love you mum"
"And Jordan the gay stuck in Narnia, I love you too" she says pulling us into a hug
"What is going on here" Dad questions as he walks into the room
"Dad help me" Jordan wheezes
"Dill my dream has come true" Mum says
"Is that so Lacey"
"Jordan is gayyyyy" she sings
"No I'm not" Jordan snaps
"Jordan that's gay" Dad comments
"Dad no just no"
"Yes"
"Dad help me please" Jordan begs
"Oh yeah mum I have the picture April took" I say
"SHOW ME NOW CHILD" she says releasing the both of us
While I try to get the picture Jordan tries to get the phone off me once again and fails as Mum literally grabs him and hugs him to her. I show her the picture and she looks likes she about to cry.
"Oh my god this is so cute please send me this slave"
"Ok master"
"Honey look" Mum says showing Dad
"Hudson and I need to talk" Dad mutters
"What why" Mum questions
"Duh so I can give him the talk" Dad says rolling his eyes
"You know when I threaten him that I'll beat him to the pulp if he hurts-" he continues but gets cut off by Jordan
"That is not happening" Jordan says getting out of mums grip
Dad was going to say something when there's a knock on the door. Jordan runs out of the room to get the door. That's sneaky little mongrel using this to leave.
"I wonder who's at the door" Dad questions
"BROWNIE LOCKS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE" we hear Jordan says loudly
YOU ARE READING
Milkshake Thief
Roman d'amour"Excuse me who the hell do you think you are, Milkshake thief" I snap and slam my fist against the table "I'm Nixon nice to meet you darling" he says coolly smirking at me and sips at my milkshake
