Milkshake Thief

C h a p t e r 24

"AYE SLAVE GET IN HERE" mum shouts making me groan

I groggily walk to the kitchen and sit on the stall, it was too early in the morning to feel upbeat. Mum was holding a book and I had a bad feeling as I stared at it, man I'm hungry.

"What up master" I grumbled

"I don't know why you sound like you've died but I've got something to show you" she says beaming and slams the book down in front of me

"Actually I've just woken up" I groan

"Well look alive cause this is interesting" she tuts

Looking down at the book, it was filled with photos of Jordan and I when we were younger. Let's just say some of them are really embarrassing.

"Don't you guys look adorable" mum cooed

"No, why did you take a picture of me crying after a bird pooped on my hair" I say slightly cringing at the picture

"Child this is a book filled with memories, that was a golden opportunity"

"Also why on earth did you take a picture of me after Jordan bit my arm, the marks are visible"

"Because that was the first time he bit you" she shrugs

"This is one of my favourites"

"Mum that's just Jordan putting his butt to the camera"

"No one cares about that pear looking birthmark he has on his bum, I'm talking about this picture" she says pointing at it

I couldn't help but laugh at the picture of a four year old Jordan wearing girl clothing. He wore a really short red dress, with a black wig that was a bit big for him to add to that he had a little bit of make up on and he was wearing a pair of mum's heals. The way he posed in the picture cracked me up too much, it looked like he was doing the duck face as well which made this picture even more funny.

"I remember him telling me, mummy I'm going to become a stripper and I was like what did you just say and he repeated what he said, so I left the room and started laughing my ass off"

"But then I came back and told him to pose for a picture and he did" she adds cracking up

"I'm not even going to question what was going on through his mind" I say laughing at my mums story

"To this day, I have no idea where on earth he learnt the word stripper from" she says wiping a few tears

"Can I take a picture of this, I can tell this will be handy in the future" I say

"Go on ahead" mum says as I take my phone out

I snap the picture feeling really proud of myself. I set my phone down on the counter.

"Where did you even find this" I ask

"I found it under my bed" she says turning the page

There was a picture of Jordan peeing on me. Jordan yet again was four years old and I was only one at the time. Mum exploded with laughter, so much so that we could hear our neighbour tell her to shut up to which mum completely ignored.

"That is also one of my favourites"

"Why would you do this to me" I say looking at crying face in the picture