Milkshake Thief

C h a p t e r 33

The sun was shining and the birds were singing, WRONG. It was raining the birds were screeching. The crew and I planned to go to Berries today, I looked out of the window. Is it even worth it. Of course it is. Flip it. I wanted milkshake and a milkshake I'll get. 

I dragged myself out of bed, I've been awake for a while now but being a lazy bum I decided to lay in. Not that, that was a bad thing, I mean it is Saturday.

I could hear my mum squealing which could mean one of two things, Hudson was here or Nixon was. I was pretty certain it was Hudson. 

I swaggered into the kitchen only to be greeted with my parents, Jordan, Hudson and Nixon. Holey Moley. They were sitting around the table. Eating food. Oh lord. What have I come to.

"Hello peasants" I greet

"Good morrow slave" my mum responded

"what up Lana the weird" Hudson says

"Sup" Jordan grumbled his eyes drooping slightly

"Hey darling" Nixon adds

"Hello" I responded awkwardly and slowly because why not

"Anyways what are you two doing here it's like seven in the morning" I directed my question to Hudson and Nixon

"honey it's 1:30pm" Dad points out looking at his phone screen

Shit den

"oh and Lana cover up" Dad adds

I look down at what I was wearing. Shorts and a vest. I could feel my whole face heat up. The sound of a camera clicked, everyone's eyes went to Nixon who only had this sly smirk. Oh hell no. This boy had the audacity to take a picture of me in my caveman like state.

"brownie locks, delete that picture now" Jordans voice turned icy

"this is a once in a life time opportunity, I can't just delete it" Nixon replies still having that cocky smirk on his pretty face

"Nixon don't make me take out the katana" Dad smiles a little too sweetly

"ha ha er I need to go to the toilet so, be right back"

Nixon sprinted for his life, Jordan and my Dad followed in pursuit. I could hear Nixon's laughter, it was weird. Let's just hope he does not die.

I walked to the basket with clean clothes and put a t-shirt on as well as some jogging bottoms on top of my shorts.

"So Hudson how's everything with Jordan" Mum questions smiling

"We're good" he answered

I joined them by the table, even though the sound of things being slammed echoed through the house; as well as war cries and laughter. The kitchen was calm.

"Oh when you gonna take Jordan out on another date, April keeps pestering me" I say

"I don't know" his face went a little red

"Aww he's blushing" mum cooed

"ARRRGH"

"BROWNIE LOCKS DELETE THAT PICTURE NOW"

"NEVER"

"Urgh"

"BOYS SIT DOWN NOW" Mum screamed

All three of them sat on the floor, looking up obediently, I couldn't help but laugh, they were like dogs listening to their owners. Hudson joined in with my laughter.

"Dill and Jordan" she says sternly

(I'm sure Dill is her Dads name, if it isn't, it is now)