I have such a totally normal life.
Firstly, I'm an assassin and I'm living a double life.
Secondly, my job is to kill mysterious-hot-boy-who-happens-to-be-my-next-door-neighbour. (Archer McHottie)
And lastly, I'm actually the chosen one. Oh yeah...
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* w e l c o m e *
Hey guys!
The reason this book exists is because I'm sick of cliches on Wattpad. So I decided to write a book with as many cliches as possible across numerous genres for my own amusement. And I decided to share it with you guys!
Because I'm weird, this is going to get weird. Really weird. Fairy's vs werewolves in an ancient war weird. Also, it's supposed to be funny. Emphasis on 'supposed.'
* w a r n i n g *
I'm trying to make fun of cliches, not saying that they're all bad and they're all horrible and anyone who uses them should die. I'm just trying to gently prod at them for being ridiculous. I don't mean to offend anyone if you like to read/write any of this.
* cast *
Okay.... The part where we use celebrity hotties to portray normal high school teenagers! I recommend to read the quotes. :-)
M a r y S u e
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A r c h e r M c H o t t i e
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R o b e r t o L o v e t r i a n g l e
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R a n d o m U n i m p o r t a n t C h a r a c t e r
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O p p o r t u n i t y - f o r G i r l - o n - G i r l H a t e
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* e x t e n d e d s u m m a r y *
"I just didn't ever realise how special and different I was."
Mary Sue is special. Why? Because she's Mary Sue. That's why. Without even trying, she is the girl. The girl. Don't question it. Question and die, because Mary Sue is an ultra cool assassin. She might not be able to do anything, but she's an assassin so back off.
Dragged into an ancient war between fairies and werewolves, Mary Sue struggles to understand her heritage, whilst being a complete idiot and having people to spell things out to her. Also, her heart is torn between two mysterious hotties that are both head over heels for her for no apparent reason, and that is way more important than the war. Obviously.
But the truth is blurred, and identities shift and change. Mysteries that are obvious to the reader confuse Mary Sue, and watch as she fumbles around like a complete idiot in a war where she's stuck in the middle.
* f i n a l l y *
Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoy it! It'd be awesome if you vote and comment to let me know what you think!
~ Silver_Chick
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