I have such a totally normal life.
Firstly, I'm an assassin and I'm living a double life.
Secondly, my job is to kill mysterious-hot-boy-who-happens-to-be-my-next-door-neighbour. (Archer McHottie)
And lastly, I'm actually the chosen one. Oh yeah...
A shining light that had pierced it's way through the dark clouds of darkness that lived inside my head. She cracked open the window, and I felt my true self, the one I had hidden under my general badboyness, spilling out. I felt more alive. More free. I forget all of my tragic backstory when I'm with her, because she helps me see the bright side of life. She revealed a part of me that had been locked away in the depths of my heart for a long time.
Also, she gave me an excuse to write poetry in my mind about her perfect body, her breasts, her laugh, her smile, her breasts, her grades, her perfection, and of course, her breasts.
"ARCHER!" The loud voice interrupted my excessive monologue on how beautiful and perfect Mary Sue is and how over the top in love with her I am, because I have such a tough outer exterior, but inside I'm actually really sensitive and am basically perfect too. I've just had a bad past, feel sorry for me!
"Uh, yeah?" I'm dragged back into the present by Opportunity-for. We untied Mary Sue and let her rest. Now, in the Alpha tent, Opportunity-for and I were trying to discuss our next move in the war against the fairies. She crossed her arms over her chest and gave me a meaningful glance.
"Snap out of it!"
"Snap out of it? I've just found my mate!"
Opportunity-for's eyes darkened and she took a step closer. "Listen, Archer. You know what's going to have to happen. The sacrifice she will have to make?"
"Yeah? What's your point?"
"She's a complete freaking idiot! She's almost definitely going to kill herself in the process!"
"You're just jealous of Mary Sue's perfection," I hissed, taking a step away from her. I was the Alpha of this damn pack, and I wasn't going to let anything happen to Mary Sue. I would die before I let anything to her.
Opportunity-for rolled her eyes. "Why does everyone keep saying I'm jealous of her? She's a complete nut, why can't anyone see that? Am I the only one with an actual conscious in this story? Like, hello?"
"Whatever," I fired back. "Our love will last even past death."
"What the actual hell?!" Opportunity-for waved her arms in large, exaggerated gestures. "You. Just. Met. Her. This instant love is absolutely ridiculous, makes no sense, and plus, you're a teenager. No one speaks like that."
Our argument was interrupted as someone at the tent flap rushed in. A dark shaggy grey wolf which I realized was one of the messengers. He transformed into a human in a flash and stood there, panting, hands on his knees. It took a few moments for him to regain his breath before he said in a breathy voice: "The fairies are going to attack."
Fury like fire shot through my veins. How dare the fairies attack once again? This age long war had gone on for far too long.
"Assemble the warriors," I said, my voice hard and cold, because of course I have a dark side. "We won't let them kill any more of us."
"Another thing," the man gasped. "They're after the chosen one. They're after Mary Sue."
Authors Note: Hope you enjoy Archer McHottie's point of view! Don't forget to vote and comment. XD
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