I have such a totally normal life.
Firstly, I'm an assassin and I'm living a double life.
Secondly, my job is to kill mysterious-hot-boy-who-happens-to-be-my-next-door-neighbour. (Archer McHottie)
And lastly, I'm actually the chosen one. Oh yeah...
"Archer McHottie?" I gasped. "Now's there's a logical and reasonable explanation why I felt irresistibly attracted to you!"
His eyes softened, and I stared at his lips. The lips that I had kissed not long ago.
Who cares if he was a werewolf.
"My mate," he growled.
"I love you," I whimpered.
"Mate," he growled again.
"Oh God." Opportunity-for rolled her eyes. "Please, how long have you guys even known each other?"
"Our souls are intertwined," he whispered and took a step closer to me. "I've known her since the beginning of time. We are mates." His muscles rippled as he did so. Did I mention he was shirtless? His abs glinted in the light from the tent, and I just wanted to lick them.
Yep. Lick them.
Like an ice-cream.
"Wow." Opportunity-for put a hand to her ear sarcastically. "What's that I hear? An excuse to not develop a proper romantic relationship and make it 'true-love' over the space of a few days? Yep. That's what I'm hearing."
"You're just a jealous bitch!"
"Not this again... Anyway. This is irrelevant. We have to get down to business." Opportunity-for looked over to Archer McHottie, (whose eyes roamed all over my body, I might add) and raised her brows. Startled, he glanced at her, saw her glaring, and shook his head.
"Okay. Mary Sue, there was a reason we kidnapped you, other than the fact that you're my mate and I'm madly in love with you. This is serious. Have you ever heard of fairy's?"
I choked out a laugh. "Wait, fairy's?"
He nodded, completely serious. Both of their faces were completely devoid of any humour, and I studied them. Were they actually serious?
"Yes. Fairy's," Opportunity-for snapped. "Have you ever been in contact with or been with a fairy?"
"I'm pretty sure Roberto LoveTriangle was a fairy," I said slowly.
Archer McHottie frowned. "Who?"
Wait, but hadn't Archer known Roberto LoveTriangle? They were sitting next to each other at the cafeteria and were talking... but then I remembered the strange light that had come from Roberto LoveTriangle. He must have enchanted everyone to forget.
"There was a guy at school," I said. "I think he might have wiped everyone's memory."
Archer swore, and looked to Opportunity-for. "We're in deeper shit then we first thought."
She nodded, biting her lip. Slutty bitch. "And this idiot is the only one who can save us all."
"What?" I asked, too dazed to yell at her for calling me an idiot. She's the slutty bitch around here.
Archer shook his head gravely. "There has been a war between the fairy's and the werewolves for centuries... except something is different."
I looked around. "What's different?"
He sighed. "You're different. You're the one who's going to save us all."
"Um. I thought I did that a few chapters back?"
"No you didn't," Opportunity-for snapped. "All you did was press a stupid damn button. Becoming the chosen one isn't pressing a button. The chosen one is a responsibility only for the worthy. The special one in the generation. The one with the power, the leader ship skills, the awesomeness, the character development..."
I frowned. "Pressing the button definitely sounds easier."
Authors Note: Yay! Guess what... the next chapter is in Archer McHottie's point of view! Thinking of doing a quicker update next week... maybe.
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