Chapter 4

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 Is Kenny a Falcon, or perhaps a Camel? Greg's existence might know , but Greg does not exist and will never exist, unless perhaps one is in a coma and a dream, so his existence cannot know the answer.  But Jamar's existence might know. Nah bro, Jamar's existence is an inanimate being, and a not sentient one at that, and can thus be unable to calculate the dimensions of an obtuse triangle using the Craigthorean Theorem. Just kidding. One could probably not justify the reasons for the preceding sentence so therefore not adhere to the rules and regulations administered to the slaves of 1967 in Northern Siberia, which one may be ignorant of their being, thus freediving off the Fregmon Plateau, which does not exist, just like Greg. So… yeah ,Kenny is a Vegetable. And the Vegetables are the gnarliest creatures ever accounted for.

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