○Only Chores?!○

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(A/N: what the hell so many notifications for this story ;-; Also, the Zabuza arc is gonna start soon! Oh and I'm sorry
I'm so sorry
I'm so so sorry
I'm the worst author ever I haven't updated in like a week)
3rd Person POV
"You're late!" Naruto and Sakura began their normal angry lecture at Kakashi.

[Y/N] sighed. Sasuke mumbled a famous Uchiha 'Hn' which did not go unnoticed by her.

"Nobody can understand that odd language of yours. Talk normally." He stayed silent, avoiding contact.

[Y/N] then took his lower jaw as she spoke in a low and gloomy voice. "Hi I'm Sasuke Duck-Butt Uchiha and I'm dumb and [Y/N] is fabulous." She mocked. Sasuke slapped her hand away and gave her a glare.

"Ahem," Kakashi coughed, sensing the tension between the two. "Our first mission is today. We need to get to the Hokage's office."

-// Time skip brought to you by Gamabunta's giant smoking pipe\\-

[Y/N]'s POV
"Sakura, I'm at point A."

"Sasuke, point B."

"Naruto, at point C, believe it."

"Ditto." I whispered.

"Naruto, [Y/N], you're slow."

"At least I wasn't three hours late, Sensei," I spat back.

From behind a tree, I could see Kakashi raising a finger as if to retort, but nothing came out. He then lowered his finger.

"She got you there, Kakashi-Sensei." Naruto said.

Kakashi grumbled. "Just catch the target!"

Naruto jumped on the now frightened cat.

"I got it!"

"Does it have a ribbon on its left ear?" Kakashi asked.

"Yes. ID affirmative." Sasuke replied.

"Lost pet Tora, captured." Kakashi stated.

Naruto was trying to keep the cat a safe distance away from his face as it clawed his arm.

"Allow me." I picked up the cat and held it correctly and I gently stroked its fur.

"Now this is how you hold a cat." I smirked.

I soon got tired of holding the heavy cat and dropped it on Sasuke's head. "You hold it."

He grumbled and picked up the cat. He then threw it at Naruto.

"Woah, woah!" I yelled. "Calm!"

"Yeah, calm, Teme!" Naruto yelled in agreement.

"Hn."

"Wow," I mocked sarcastically, "Everyone can understand that language of yours! Amazing!" I put my hands up in the air to emphasize my sarcasm and ignored the glare sent my way.

-//time skip brought to you by Emo Makeup\\-

"Cmon! We've been doing baby tasks! Give us a real mission, old man! Ninjas aren't supposed to babysit!" Naruto yelled.

"I have to agree with him.This is stupid!" I said.

"Naruto, [Y/N]! You do not understand!" Kakashi yelled and aimed to hit us both in the head.

He successfully hit Naruto, but... I caught his wrist, a centimeter above my head.

"Don't underestimate me, Kakashi." I began. "Don't forget, I train both under you, and Kai."

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