Hey, did you hear that story about the giraffe who was forced to suck the penis of Promoetheus for giving long assholes to humans? No? Well fuck you too, buddy. I was that giraffe. I took a huge load for you, pygmy cunt. Also, make sure to pick up Rebecca after soccer practice or she'll think you hate her and turn to prostitution for a living. Love you! - Mom.
I wish I may, I wish I might, catch a yummy dick tonight? As the words are typed along the screen - there it is. Megadick. The giant genitalia swung its arms with all its might, but I was much too powerful. I called upon my army of Spanish immigrants from Malaysia. Why are there Spanish immigrants in Malaysia? How the fuck should I know, fucking twat? Why don't you get on your sore knees and suck God's dick, eh? Ahem, anyway, the penis was so ugly that everyone had sex to celebrate their marriages.
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