I dislike not I hate being the submissive one in bed.
But of course being with a man he always thinks he needs to have control. Don't get me wrong but I think I like how I had that part of my life back in the enchanted forest.
Where I was the one in control and decided whether or not I was bottom.
"You need to stop eye fucking with the savior Regina." I turned to see Tinker Bell siting on the stool next to me in Granny's.
"I was not eye fucking with the savior." I growl whispered back.
"Yes you were. I saw the way you two were undressing each other with your eyes." God this blonde to many blondes.
"Look Tink she is my sons mother and a friend so I'm going to look at her do you have a problem?" I snapped.
"Not at all it's just I thought Robin was your true love." I looked at her confused.
"Thought?" She winked and walked away, leaving me wondering.
I rolled my eyes and left.
That night I was sitting in my study sipping wine and reading a book when my phone rang.
"Mills." "Swan." "Emma?" "Regina?" "What do you want?" "Aw you broke the chain of thought." "Get on with it Ms. Swan." "Right I was wondering if I could come over so we could have a few drinks this new margarita flavor came to the liquor store yesterday and I wanted to try it I also got a peach one just in case that one failed." "Fine just remember to bring soda." "Will do." I hung up and rolled my eyes. That damn blonde always trying to get me drunk.
About ten minutes later she showed up letting herself in. I walked to the kitchen with her seeing that this new one was a cherry strawberry and she got strawberry Fanta to go with it. Same with the peach she some how found a peach Fanta.
"Madam Mayor." Emma said winking as she got down two cups and shot glasses.
"Really? We're doing straight shots as well?" She giggled and started pouring.
"Yes." She handed me one when I stopped before it touched my lips.
"Where's Henry?" I asked concerned.
"He wanted to spend the night with my parents because Hook is getting drunk with his 'mates'." I laughed at her best impression of the one handed wonder.
"Good I don't want him to be looking after my son while I get drunk." And bottoms up.
The next mourning I woke up on the living room floor under a blanket fort naked. Panic rushed through me as I sat up and the hangover started. I noticed the Tv on and the blonde next to me asleep. Also naked.
Oh my god.
"Emma." She groaned and rolled over.
"I don't want to have a.m. shots I can't do that anymore." She whined pulling the blanket over her feeling her shoulder and sitting up fast and grabbing her head.
She looked at me and stared till I looked down to see hickeys. Two on my stomach and one between my breast. I looked at her to see that she had a huge on behind her jaw bone and a couple leading down.
"God how am I supposed to cover these up?" I laid back down.
"Don't just I don't know." She whispered laying down beside me.
"We need to stop waking up like this Swan." She closed her eyes to shut the light out.
"I bet but you know getting drunk together is the best. Just not the mourning after." I agreed, but what about our men?
Later after she left I was making sure everything was put away when I opened the DVD player to find a movie I didn't know I owned.
Magic Mike.
What the fuck I haven't seen this movie. I found the case and placed it in it.
I drove over to the Charming's to give Emma back her movie with it in my purse that way I didn't get looked at funny for carrying around a movie like that.
I walked up to the door and knocked like a normal person would because this town is by no means normal.
"Regina so nice to see you." Snow greeted at the door. I smiled and walked in. Emma sat at on the couch watching me.
"I believe you left your movie at my house." I said and quirked a brow meaning she had to come get it from me.
"I brought a movie to your house last night?" She asked getting up.
"Yes...a movie that I know I don't own." She looked confused.
"What movie?" She asked.
"Yes what movie Regina?" Snow chirped. I glared at her.
"Magic Mike." I stated glad that the men weren't here.
"Oh that's not mine that's my moms." Emma smiled. My face dropped slightly. I pulled it out of my purse and handed it to my step daughter.
"I was looking for this last night! Emma did you like magic it to you last night?" Emma shrugged.
"I was drunk. To be truthful we both were." She said scratching her chin.
"Oh, well then." She mumbled and walked away with the plastic package.
"What's you tattoo on your wrist about?" I asked making conversation.
"It's a lion flower." My jaw dropped.
"Lion.." She finished my sentence. "Flower." Snow walked back in and went to work making tea.
"Does anyone have Tinkerbell's number? She owes me an explanation." I said leaning back slightly on my heel.
"It's in my phone hold on." Emma gave me her phone and handed it to me to see it was already calling.
"Hello Emma." "Wrong Regina I need tot talk to you meet me at Granny's in a few minutes." "Will do your majesty." I rolled my eyes and hung up.
I got to the dinner and found the blonde in the back by the jukebox.
I walked over and pulled her into the girls bathroom.
"Explain to me why Emma and I sleep together and not feel guilty and why she has a lion flower tattoo." I demanded.
"Well first she got that tattoo when she was with Baelfire and you guys like sleeping together because you're drunk and need someone to do what you want for once with out having to force them to do it." She spoke quickly. "Also the spell lead to Robin because Emma wasn't born yet and so it brought you to someone that resembled her. He still is a love potential but Emma is the real love."
"What?" She laughed.
"Exactly now go mess with your little savior I have other things to do."
