SwanQueen one-shots

Aye

"I don't care Hook throw it over board!" I shouted at the crew member.
"Swan!" I looked behind me to see the captain well one of them.
"Yes captain?" I asked with a smirk.
"What will he be throwing over board?" She asked boarding the ship carrying a sack in one hand and a bottle of liquor in the other.
"He's throwing the rotten fish off. But the goon thinks we will be able to catch a beast with it!" The whole crew laughed.
"What beast does he have in mind?" She asked handing the sack to the first man she saw.
"The dark one." The man said. Regina raised a brow and walked to him.
"What exactly is this so called rotten fish?" She asked handing me the bottle.
"A boy." He stated pulling the unconscious boy from behind the barrels.
"A boy? And why would Rumple want a boy that looks like he hasn't been fed in centuries?" She grabbed the boys chin before a glowing light came from the tips of her fingers. The boys eyes shot open as he fell backwards out of Hooks grip.
"He's his son." I growled glaring at the boy.
I don't really have a soft spot for kids.
"Well then by all means what shall we ransom him for?" I looked over Regina's shoulder and glared at shmee.
"We aren't ransoming him for anything. Stand back everyone." We did as told. The boy laid scared on the floor. "Rumpelstiltskin Rumpelstiltskin Rumpelstiltskin." She states clear as day.
"Over here dearie!" A shrilled voice came. She turned in her heel.
"I have something you've been looking for." She smiled.
"Oh really and what would that be?" Regina turned and pulled the boy off the ground by the from of his shirt.
"A brat." She pushed him toward the scaley man.
"Bae!" He shouted catching the lad.
"Get off my ship crocodile." She growled. The ugly man looked up and scowled.
"You know what happens when you mess with the dark one Regina." He snapped pointing to her.
"Better than most and on this ship its Captain Mills." Her eyes glanced to mine and I smirked.
"Aw yes and the co Captain Swan! How amusing!" He shrilled.
"Papa let's just go." The boy tugged on his sleeve.
"Yes Rumple leave." I purred standing next to my wife.
"Watch your backs dearies!" With a flick of his wrist the two beings were gone in a puff of red smoke.

Later that night I was sitting at my desk writing a letter of agreement to another ship.
"Babe. I want to sleep and can't with out you. Come to bed." I glanced to my right to see Regina under the covers wearing nothing.
"I need to finish this letter than I will." I dipped my quill in ink again.
"You can do it tomorrow. I need you." I sighed finishing the sentence before putting it away and started to strip down.
I climbed in the bed and kissed her softly but she wanted it another way.
She but my lip and slithered her tongue inside meeting mine.

Sorry wanted to update and I have to go to bed so ya!