"HAROLD HURRY UP!!!!!!" Jenenfa screeched from the front seat of the car "IMA SORRY WAIFU BUT I GOT TO MAKE SURE THAT I DONT FORGET NOTHING!!" Harold yelled back as he was walking out the front door shutting it behind him. "Finally" Jenenfa says as Harold gets in the blue contraption thingy that La-Quifa said would help us get around though Jenenfa always thought why a good 'Razor' scooter ain't good enough for her, weirdo.
After a good 25 or so minute drive they entered the car park to 'Deluge Mountain' where they were planning to have their picnic. "OK, PRESS THE BUTTON WAIFU!!!!!" called Harold from the back of the car "WHICH BUTTON!!!" Jenenfa yelled back "THE ONE THAT OPENS THE BOOTY OF THE CAR!" Harold screeched "YOU MEAN THE TRUNK HAROLD, THE ONE THAT OPENS THE TRUNK!!!" called Jenenfa while looking for the right button to press. After about 5 minutes of pressing random buttons and random levers here and there causing the winscreen wipers to turn on the windows to go down several different times and the seats popping up and down Jenenfa FINALLY pressed the right button "THANKS WAIFU!!!" called Harold who was still standing at the back of the car now lifting out picnic baskets and putting them on the ground. As Jenenfa got out of the car to help Harold she saw him about to tip over Great Granny Brenda's prized Russian tea set "OMMA GAWD HAROLD WATCH OUT!!!!" screeched Jenenfa grabbing it just before Harold took a step back and placed his foot exactly where the tea set would have been "oh sorry wiafu" he said glumly "its all good husfu just remember to look where you looking..... I mean going" replied Jenenfa calmly "now speaking of going lets go" she continued "alright, lets get a move on" said Harold "GAWD FLIPPING DAMNIT HAROLD I JUST SAID THAT!!" yelled Jenenfa "oh... right sorry wifou" he talked back easily "move your butt Harold... come on"
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"we Hope ya'll enjoyed our first chapter and are deff looking forward to the next one"
"Jenenfa what you just say" "I said that I hope that they are deff looki-" "yeah that.....that word" "deff?" "yeah that one, why dont you just say definitely" "well Harold because all the cool kids say that nowadays" "well dont" "why not husfu" "because its not correct english" "well duh we never ever speak the english correctly" "well it sounds funny" "Harold be hoooooonest with me are you JELLY because you sound weird when you say it???" "NO................................................................................................................................................................. well maybe just a little bit" "HA I KNEW IT" "hey Jenenfa you dont have to be rude about it, geez" "oh ima sorry Harold I didn't mean to hurt your feelings" "well you did Jenenfa..... and I dont apreciate it" "well Harold im sorry" "I dont care...... infact I dont wanna even talk to you until the next chapter" "well Harold dont you think that's a little too much" *no reply* "fine then be that way, to the next chapter it is then!!"
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Harold and Jenefas Big Adventure: The Mystery of Deluge Mountain
Mizahhey ya'll Harold her telling you about my wifou and my adventure to the DELUGE MOUNTAIN!!! we hope that ya'll enjoy
