WARNING: The following content may be unsuitable for the following: People who don't have a sense of joy. People who can't understand weird. People who don't know the difference between psychopath and crazy...I am one of those, not gonna say what. R...
"Why the fuck are you posting so damn early Leo, people are sleeping" WELL WAKE UP BITCHES IM HERE.
I SAW SUICIDE SQUAD AND REGRET NOTHING. IT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER NO JOKE. CARA DELAVIGNE(probably screwed up the spelling) WAS IN IT AND SHE IS LIFE. after watching it all I want to do now is become a villain because superheroes are too overrated for my taste. If you think about it, everyone is their own villain and hero...let that sink in
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LIVE IN A SAD SAD WORLD OF MY OWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So earlier today I was talking to my older brother and cousin and we were wondering if sharks made a noise when they came out of the water and this is what we came up with: Buff shark: "I AM SHARK" Professional shark: "Hello, my name is Sharkelton" Fangirl shark: "OMGOMGOMG HUMAN!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Derp: "derp sherk"
Then we were thinking of sharks used "dolphin" as an insult to other sharks "Who said you could sit with us, dolphin boy." "YOU DO NOT KNOW I HAVE BEEN THROUGH." "Whatever, dolphin." "JERRY. DO NOT CALL YOUR BROTHER A DOLPHIN. APOLOGIZE NOW." "I'm sorry dolphi, I mean-" "jeEERRRRRRYYYY" "I'm sorry mom!" "APOLOGIZE BEFORE I GET YOUR FATHER." "Not dad, please" "Not dad what?" "Jerry called sharkelton a" leans in "dolphin" "JERRY." *sharkelton starts crying* "I'm sorry dad, don't eat me." *dolphin swims by* "rly guys."
I don't have what you humans call, a life.
I have come to the conclusion that I am not a human. Reasons why: -I'll never do the nasty, in fact it's gross, think about it: Some dude injects you with a thing that once it gets hard it releases a substance that fertilizes eggs and that egg will hatch and release a parasite that will stay in you for nine months because getting it removed is illegal and shunned upon. Then you must name it and it comes out of your fucking vagina only to keep it for 18 years before you can legally kick it out of your residence. Fuck. That. "Sex makes you human" reason one why I am the embodiment of holiness. Mary didn't have sex and she birthed Jesus, that's a sign bitches.
-I don't have a gender. That speaks for itself.
I am a walking, breathing, non human. Fight me.
This has gone so many different directions and I don't have a map.
Song: "Genie in A bottle" Christina Aguilera
(That's right, Christina did it waaaay before dove did.)
Quote: Whatever you are, be a good one.~Abraham Lincoln
Yeah whatever the fuck you are, you better be the shit at it, honest Abe was being pretty damn honest.
ALRIGHTY LOCO BREATHING MACHINES MAKE GOOD CHOICES DUBAAAIII
