• Storytelling with Kylo

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Okay listen up kids, non-humans, traitors or whatever you are, this story was made by a 10-year-old me in Uncle Luke's Aurebesh class, so bear with me, this story's gonna SUCK.

Once upon a time (wait wait no stop let me start like this)

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY... (add a few seconds of suspense and...)

PRINCESS DAISY AND THAT ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS EMO (wait what?!) GUY WHO'S GONNA SAVE HER LIFE  spoilers dun dun dunnn

(cue the start of an epic theme song and then the opening crawl)

     IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GALAXY, THERE LIVED A PRINCESS NAMED DAISY WHO'S ONLY FRIEND IS AN ORANGE SOCCER BALL AND SAND, LOTS OF SAND. BUT THEN SUDDENLY HER LIFE CHANGES WHEN SHE SEES A FALLING GUY FROM THE SKY NAMED TRAITOR PLUS THINGS GET WORSE WHEN THIS GINGER GUY TAKES DAISY...

(Aaaand the actual story starts now...)

Hah just kidding this is just the teaser.

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