'We are so gonna get killed if they find out we did this.' You say.
You and Clint are evil masterminds. Masterminds at pranks, that is. The two of you have done uncountable and unspeakable things to the other Avengers, which has made them quite wary.
Fortunately, the only time the Avengers let down their guard is when they're sleeping.
At 2:00 am, Clint had woken you, armed with a bag of pranks. Now, you were sneaking with him to each of the Avengers
rooms, starting with Tony.
'Tony is gonna love what we did here when he wakes up.' Clint smiles as he puts the final touches on Tony. You stifle a laugh.
You tiptoe out of the room, Clint following behind.
'Okay,' you ask,' who's next?'
***********
You and Clint are watching cartoons when the rest of the team wakes up.
Steve is the first. He stomps into the room, glaring at you. You burst out laughing when you see his face.
There are small doodles all over him, in marker. On his forehead is the word 'LOSER'.
'I know you did this,' he says,' I just have one question.'
You grab a bag of crisps.' Shoot.'
'Is this permanent marker?'
Clint nods. 'Yep.'
Just then, you hear a crashing sound from Tony's room. He stumbles out, clutching his head. Specifically, his hair.
'YOU DYED MY HAIR!'
'Yes, we did.'
'ITS PURPLE!!'
'Yep.'
'I hate you.'
'No, you don't.'
'CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON!' You stiffen, hearing the familiar voice. You turn to Clint, who's gone pale.
'Natasha.' He says.
'Oh, you are so dead.' Steve and Tony chorus.
You and Clint stand up.
'Run.'
What do you think you and Clint did to the others?
Comment your theory!
-KS
