Bill Cipher(human) x reader~ after Weirdmeggedon

chapter 8

(I drew the pic at top)

hello reader chan! can I just ask one question before I start? why is this so popular!!!!???? 7k+ reads?? seriously???  I barely even have a plot for this! I just like, each chapter is my winging this damn thing! but you guys have been begging me for another chapter XD wow. I'm gonna have to like, colonize my fandom soon! what should I call you? well, I call myself Jack Skelleton, so like, the "Skelleton Squad" or whatever. I'm like overexaggerating w/e. but like, I'm happy some guys have been reading this too, (I'm a trans guy, but its female cuz I hav irl frens on heer and I aint commin out to them, so f*** off irllll (not u kitty,i still lov u precious X3) well, THANK U ALL SO MUCH AAYYYYY WOW I LOV U ALL UR ALL LOVELY AND KAWAII (I read allllllll the comments btw)

Y/n pov

             After you were done exploring the town a bit because of the festival, you and Ben decided you two would just head back to your place. so you did.
You walked up the steps to your front door of your small home, and twisted the silver key in the key hole to unlock it. Ben was standing behind you, hand in his pocket. In his other hand, he was swiping up and down, inspecting the new phone he insisted upon getting while you two were out earlier. You found it funny actually, he acted like a child eating ice cream for the first time. When he first touched the glass screen, he jumped startled and excited like he wasn't expecting anything to happen. He acted like it was magic. "Wow, this little brained society sure has come some way haven't they? Haha" Ben  had said in the store when he was trying out all the phones. His remark confused you a bit, but you laughed anyway. He made sure he got the newest, fanciest kind on the market, saying that he has to be up with the newest tech. You told him it was pointless because a newer one was probably going to be out like, next month. But he still bought it. At least it was half off.

You turned the knob and pulled the door open walking inside. Ben staggered behind a bit, still to deeply involved with his new device. You rolled your eyes when he finally looked up and properly walked through the door. Ben trotted over and plopped down on your couch, furiously tapping and sliding away at his phone. You sat down next to him. You turned to him, and opened your mouth about to speak, when he quickly raised his phone and snapped a picture of you and laughed.
"Hey! Delete that!" You yelled embarrassed, trying grab his phone.
"Whoah, Whoah, Whoah! Don't take my new phone! It mine! I'm gonna use that as your contact photo! And you can't stop meeeee!"
"Ack, just let me take the picture myself." You quickly snatched his phone out of his hands. His face looked like you had kidnapped his dog and he will never trust you ever again. Sigh. He is ridiculous... Heh

After three tries, you settled with a decent picture of yourself and handed him back his phone. He snatched it up quickly giving you the glares. >:0 "thanks" Ben mumbled looking at the screen. "Hey! he perked up. "Now I need your phone number to put into contacts." The blond said with a smile. You huffed and gave him your number and he put it in his contacts. He is gonna spam you 24/7 now that he has your number. Oy vey.. (a/n am I the only one who says oy vey? Or?)

"What have you even been doing on that thing?" You asked kinda annoyed at how intensely committed his eyes have been to the screen. You weren't jealous of the phone, of course, but how attached he was to it already was worrying. Well. Maybe you were a tiny bit jealous. But hey, as of now, he was still just about your only friend here. And you only had a few others back at your old town. So maybe the tiniest little bit envious of the phone.

"Oh, well I downloaded this app called "instacram" it is quite enjoyable, I do recommend." He said thoughtfully nodding to his own recommendation.
  "Its called "instagram" dumb ass."
"Oh, I thought it was called instacram because it crams your head with meaningless things like those "selfies" and "me-mes" to distract people from the darkness that lurks in their heads whispering dark things at night reminding us of the bitter fate of death and no matter how many wars, humanity will never learn..." He became slightly distant and trailed off a bit, but then he smiled at you, which made it kinda creepy. You never expected something like that to come out of his mouth. Then smile like a weirdo.