Dude, Why Are You So Pale?

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"Okay. It's official. Today, I'm going to walk around and double-check to make sure you people have real homes," I said as I walked down the stairs and saw the guys gathered at the kitchen table.

They all flashed wolfy grins at me.

"So," Emily began, pulling out a batch of muffins. "You met Bella, right?"

I merely nodded, walking over to the fridge to get some orange juice.

"What'd you think of her?" She inquired.

"She's..." I poured orange juice into my cup. "Do you want the sugar-coated version, or do you want the straight-forward version?"

"Straight-forward," They all answered.

"This'll be good," Luke murmured.

I scowled at him. "Okay, then. Honestly, I think she's a whining crybaby who's just using Jake for when her boyfriend's not around. She's not pretty, she's not fun in any way, and she and I aren't going to be friends. There."

They stared at me wide-eyed, and I took a sip of my orange juice. "What? You said you wanted the straight-forward version."

"You're kinda mean," Jared murmured.

I smiled at him. "I know! It's-"

"GUYS!" Someone shouted, and the front door flew open to reveal Seth. "You'll never believe what I just saw!"

"You saw Frederick the cookie and chased llamas with him!?" I asked excitedly.

"Um... Not exactly..." He murmured, while the guys gave me odd locks.

"Aw, shucks," I said, shrugging and sipping my orange juice.

"She goes from princess to mental in three seconds," Luke said, facepalming.

I smiled. "I get it from this side of the family," I said. "Anyway, Seth, what did you see?"

"I saw this amazing car, and it's parked right outside!" Seth answered. "It's a ferrari."

My face lit up. "Is it red!?" I asked excitedly.

He nodded. "Yep! And it looked so cool!"

"EEP!" I squealed, putting my orange juice down and running outside. Sure enough, parked in the front yard, was my precious baby: My red ferrari.

There was a note in the windshield, and I picked it up and read it.

Alex,

I know it took a while, princess, but it's got there to La Push. Now, with your car, you can travel anywhere you want.

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