MemeClan

Chapter Nine ~ Moonmoon's Kits

💚Chapter 9💚

Moonmoon was staring back with an equally shocked expression. "Wait, you're pregnant Datboi?" she gasped. 

Datboi had no answer; his muzzle was gaped with shock.

Moonmoon sucked in a breath, sighing loudly. "Fine, I'm pregnant. . . the father is Warriorstar."

"Wait, uh, I thought Warriorstar was a she-cat," Datboi meowed, confusion clouding his big blue eyes. 

The sparkly metallic she-cat gave a shrug, her tail-tip flicking to the side. "Multiple personalities can be confusing sometimes." Moonmoon turned back to Eggneck. "So. . . why are you here and do you have chocolate that I can eat?"

"We have lots of chocolate," Eggneck replied with an evil grin. "Very delicious - totally not poisonous - chocolate."

Datboi sucked in a deep breath. "Alright, let's get on with this, Milkneck or whatever you call yourself. Why are we in the NoWiFi Forest, and what do you want from us?" One paw was on the rim of his unicycle, reading to pull out the beautiful device and squish the evil elder with it. He knew how powerful the wrath of elders was, however.

"First of all," the elder hissed. "My name is Eggneck. And you are in the NoWifi Forest because we are basically all really bored and lonely. Please entertain us."

Datboi furrowed his nonexistent eyebrows. "By entertain, do you mean what I think you mea—"

"NO!" Eggneck replied sharply. "I mean - ride around on your unicycle. We old memes were sent here because we were too dank or just too good for everyone to understand. . . like Truckaim. 9-11 jokes were just simply too far ahead of the time."

Datboi had heard of Truckaim before; he shuddered at the lack of dank. "Shreklove is in here too, right?" he asked with a hint of fear in his voice. 

The light green tom poked his head out of a bush. "I spread my—" Eggneck used her long, powerful neck to knock the strange tom off his paws. He went flying through the air, screaming: "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"

"Yes, Shreklove is obviously here. . . as well as Leftshark, Pootface, Colordress, and a few other notably bad memes. Ghosthead of FanClan, recently dead, is here, as well as Bananadance and various GifClan cats," Eggneck explained.

Datboi chewed on the inside of his cheek, considering her statement. He turned to Moonmoon. "What do you think?" he asked the pregnant she-cat.

She scoffed. "I probably should get back to my book soon, so I really don't care about the NoWiFi Forest. . . aside from the 'No Wifi' part," the metallic silver she-cat meowed brightly. "I would suggest that we get out of here as fast as possible."

Eggneck unsheathed her claws. "I will sick Truckaim on you."

"Who is Truckaim anywa—?" asked Moonmoon, but she was interrupted as a brown tabby flew out of the bushes.

"WE'RE NOT AIMING FOR THE TRUCK!" echoed the shout as the mysterious cat bolted into the bushes and disappeared. Disgruntled, Moonmoon got up and dusted herself up.

"You know who he is now," Eggneck meowed lightly. "So will you accept our offer, or not?"

"Uh, sure," Datboi meowed. He pulled out his unicycle and gave a few spins before tucking it away, wishing he could run over the long-necked warrior. Eggneck purred in delight, and a few cats popped out of the bushes with smiles at the short show of entertainment.

"See, we're all just bored cats since we don't have WiFi," explained a strange-looking blue-and-white tom who looked oddly like a shark. He was also swaying his hips and humming to himself. "We don't want to hurt anyone! InternetClan just decided they didn't like anything that was too weird, too annoying, too dumb, or too controversial." 

Datboi smiled slightly. "I'll tell ya' what. . . tomorrow, I'll try to get a couple of my friends to come in here, and we'll find something interesting for you all to do."

"Thank you," Eggneck meowed. "Thank you for saving us."

Datboi was going to reply, but the forces of the day dragged him away, and he opened his eyes. He was still crouching next to the Electricity Pool, Moonmoon slowly blinking and standing up next to him. "We need to get back to camp," the green tom meowed, glancing at Jacobshirt.

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