MemeClan

Chapter 16 ~ No WiFi, No LiFi

Chapter Sixteen

PREVIOUSLY ON MEMECLAN

"Trappaw and Spongecave, dead?!" a character exclaimed at some point in time. "How could this happen?!"

Datboi tried the new craze that doctors hate called going the f*** to sleep n now all she-cats are trying it, why don't you!?

"Eggroll? Wait, Eggknee? Dammit, Eggneck! Yeah, what's the WiFi password?" Datboi asked.

"This is the NoWiFi forest, the password is GoFish," she responded, prestigious.

"Moonmoon gettin' that paper huh? With Warriorstar," he remarked.

"Nah," Eggneck refused.

Such suspense, much confusion, very tension.

ONE MOON LATER 

Datboi glanced at the time, depicting it to be nighttime as the light from the sky had left just like his Dad. Come back Dad. With his super skills in finding out the time, he stared at the moon until he saw that his eyes hadn't been burned out and it wasn't the sun, and pixel sunglasses fell from the sky and a gold chain wrapped around his neck. His skillage was supreme.

He went to sleep, laying sideways on his unicycle as he drifted into unconsciousness. He felt himself flying over the forest, the moon full as he stretched out his finger and cried "HERE COME DATBOI! OH S**T WADDUP!" and in a flash he had arrived in the NoWiFi forest.

He tried to search for a signal to Instagram has E.T lookin' journey, but sadly, there was no WiFi. He tried to open Snapchat to find the dog filter to improve his basic white frog stats, but sadly, there was no WiFi. He tried to search up the almighty Pepestar to worship his existence, but sadly, tears falling from his eyes, there was no WiFi. RIP.

"Datboi!" Eggneck called from the distance.

"Which boi?" he called back.

"Dat one!"

"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-."

MEANWHILE

Moonmoon sat atop the tallest rock in her Clan, bathing in sunlight. She felt the gentle kick of her kits and purred; it wouldn't be long now. Though the serenity of the birds chirping and enemies screaming was a lullaby she could fall asleep to, she was somewhat distracted. The entire Clan circled her rock, staring at her belly.

"Who is it?" 

She did not respond.

"Who is it Moonmoon?"

She ignored them.

"WHO IS IT?!"

She grunted.

"I bet it's Datboi," one mumbled.

Moonmoon scoffed. "Uh, no, thanks."

"Well then it's clearly Drunkhome," another proclaimed.

"I ain't telling your nasty meme who gave me my kits," she retorted.

The drama would never cease. Was it Warriorstar? Was it Datboi? Was it Pepestar? The world will never know.

~Written by Hazel~