So here are some comebacks.
Someone says "your mom" say, "oh my god I'd be dead right now if we were in 2016 B.C. back when that was still a roast." I actually said that once. And the guy did not say your mom eve again.
Someone says "this person called and they want your something back." Say, "Well your parents called and said they're returning to the hospital you were born in and suing them for making a mistake because a child this dumb and ugly couldn't be theirs." I'm not good with making up comebacks okay.
Someone says "you're so stupid" say "and this is coming from the ignoramus who probably still thinks yo mamma jokes and 9+10=21 are still funny. F*** OFF!" Lol I'm so bad at this.
Someone says you're a stupid homo say "it may be against the bible but God is all loving and merciful. At least when I die I won't go to hell with you b****." No I have not already used that on a stupid hate account today.
I know I suck at comebacks. Hey it was probably funny to read.
