So I went to a soccer tournament today. And here are some of the highlights. Well, lowlights.
Here's my battle scar.
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It doesn't look that bad but that's after after I took a shower it was so swollen before I got in the shower.
And then the second game I played they were okay. But this girl so I'm playing defense on her. And props to her for being polite but come on, this is soccer. I can break someone's leg and I'll just say "my bad." So this girl, who I'm playing defense on, says really nicely "excuse me." She's one of the less aggressive players I saw. Just letting you know. So I said, because I'm an a** "umm no, that's not how this works. Sorry."
IM SUCH A BISH.
And then a player tried to punch and kick one of my teammates. So that was strange.
