This is a list of: Things I hate being asked.
Okay
1. I'm a field hockey goalie so I think I've gotten this question about three billion times.
Is it hot in that suit?
Well it's 90° outside. You're just standing there doing nothing because you're defense and our team has had it down the field the whole game and there is visible swear on your face. Meanwhile I'm in the whole game and have, I'm not exaggerating, 10 or more pounds of padding on my body. Meh. I would say it's fairly FLIPPING HELL IN HERE WHAT THE FLIP DO YOU THINK?
2. Can you repeat yourself? Okay this is a question that not just me gets asked. But I think we can all agree it's annoying. I speak very loudly. I am quite loud. I also have pretty good diction. So when someone asks me to repeat myself for the third time I want to grab their head, put my mouth really close to their ear, than scream into it and then tell them to get a hearing aid.
3. Can you help me answer this question? Sometimes it's fine. I'm in honors math so I learn math a grade level up. So sometimes regular math will come up and ask me a question about something they just learned because they know for sure I already learned it. I'm happy to help. But when you're literally two years older than me and asking about your high school algebra homework, get out of my face. I'm mostly referring to my sister who is a senior in high school and literally asks me for help on her homework.
4. When I first meet people and they ask me about my siblings instead of asking questions about me, the person they're meeting.
How many siblings do you have? 2 sisters.
How old are they? 17 and 19
What schools do they go to? UM HELLO WHY ARE YOU MORE INTERESTED ON MY SISTERS' LIVES THAN THE PERSON RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.
5. Kind of a follow up to the last question. Do you like being the youngest? Why would I like or dislike being the youngest? It doesn't affect my life unless my parents were f***ed up in the head. No I'm not the brat of the family, I don't get whatever I want, and I don't get to lay around the house being treated like a princess if that's what your asking.
JUST DON'T ASK ME ANY OF THOSE QUESTIONS UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE.
