So I'm going to explain to everyone, especially VenomSoulTheProxy (I know you were joking but) 'Why Stan is better than Ford'.
1. Stan is fun and awesome. Ford is almost incapable of fun and being awesome.
2. Ford took the journal away from Dipper when he came back from the other dimensions (learned from the journal).
3. Ford tried to split up Mabel and Dipper for personal reasons.
4. Ford held a grudge for over 30 years. Meanwhile Stan was trying to get Ford back for 30 years. Let's not forget, Ford completely threw away all of their plans to sail off for some college. And he didn't say anything when his Dad kicked Stan out of their home. At least Stan tried to fix his mistake. It was an accident that he ruined the machine. And for pushing Ford into the portal. Everything Ford did was on purpose.
5. Stan always tried to protect the kids. He almost sent them home the one time because he couldn't take care of them. He protected them during the whole zombie and dinosaur thing. Meanwhile when a demonic being was ruling the world who was the first person Stan brought along to stop him? Dipper? A child. Don't you care about your nephews safety?
These are reasons why FORD SUCKS AND STAN IS FLIPPING AWESOME!
