Here are some sentences no one has probably ever heard before or will hear again.
Fuzz man, I got a new lizard today but it popped on my chihuahua and ran down the street to eat my neighbor.
Ship, my remote just gave my dog a concussion then ate my boyfriend.
I just ate twenty pepperoni slices, Frank's buffalo sauce, a kangaroo, and my sister, but I'm vegetarian so I'm going to hell.
Um don't ask me why I thought up those sentences. I just did. It's called random stuff for a reason.
