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Topstal (pt 1)

TY: Eh, T.O.P, heard the rumors....
SR: Oh? *evil grin* I suppose everybody did
DS: Huh? What rumors? What happened??!!
TY: Aiyaaa chill it's nothing
DS: Then what are the rumors?
SR: I'm not telling you *wink wink*
DS: Yikes! What's with the winking?
SR: Hyung, it's nothing ok?
TY: It's about T.O.P and Krystal. Now stop worrying.
DS: You mean Krystal Jung from f(X)?
GD: Who else?
DS: They are dating? *gasps*
TY: Aha...that we are not very sure
SR: If they are, I am waiting for the wedding.
TY: And baby.
GD: (babies)
DS: oohhhh!!! I wonder who the best man will be
TY: GD duh
GD: Why me?! I do not want to be the third wheel!
TY: Then Seungri, since he loves attention and will not stop talking.
SR: Oi stop bullying the youngest here.... Why doesn't anybody say good stuff about me?
TP: Because there is nothing good about you.
TY: Finally, the groom has arrived!
DS: So are you guys dating?
SR: T.O.P you came just to insult me...:(:(:(:(:(
GD: Now you feel us when we are on variety shows and you keep making us look stupid.
DS: Oh yeah! He kept saying my eyes were small and that I tried making them look bigger with makeup!
TY: And he made fun of me so many times.
TP: We are not dating. Do not believe the rumors.
SR: Hyung, I was hoping you would be the first to get married...

(Okay personally I do not ship Topstal so much because T.O.P says he doesn't really like women touching him which sort of makes him uncomfortable around women? Sorry if I offended you or anything. This book is for entertainment purposes.)

[anyways...tomorrow is my birthday!]