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HELLO MY DEAR READERS! I'M FINALLY BACK AFTER LIKE 6 MONTHS HUEHUE

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SR: Jiyong hyung, how's your album sales going?

TY: Better wish my upcoming album good luck!! (yes guys go support taeyang's white night coming out 08/17!!)

GD: hehe it's going strong, thank you for asking:))

TP: I bought your album;)

SR: All the best for white night! Sending my aegyo and panda power over

TP: I hope people will see how much effort you put in Youngbae ah, you even dyed your hair to match the title!

GD: Really tabi hyung!?!?! THANK YOUUU

SR: I STREAMED YOUR MUSIC VIDEO AND I ALSO BOUGHT YOUR ALBUM ON APPLE MUSIC!

TY: I WENT TO YOUR CONCERT BRO

DS: and I provided moral support by singing your songs in the shower!!

GD: yes yes thank you all, I shall blast your songs wherever I go lmao

TY: Don't forget to come to my concerts ahahah!!

SR: only if you give me V.I.P tickets

TP: are. you. trying. to. make. a. pun

DS: ME TOO

SR: WHAT'S WRONG WITH PUNS

GD: IT'S LIKE ASKING WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOING AEGYO ON VARIETY SHOWS. IT MAKES YOUR INSIDES SHRIVEL UP KNOWING YOU ARE PUTTING ASIDE YOUR DIGNITY BUT IT ALSO MAKES YOU HAPPY KNOWING YOUR FANS ARE SCREAMING WITH JOY.

TY: Damn bro, I thought you were fine with aegyo?

GD: DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THAT IDIOT OVER THERE TOLD ME?

TP: Which idiot? I think there are too many of them!

SR: AHAHA

DS: Our dear maknae, probably.

GD: HE TOLD ME THAT I LOOKED LIKE MY CAT BEING PATTED JUST THAT MY FACE LOOKED LIKE IT'S BEEN RUN OVER BY A TRUCK

TY: whaaaat? I can't see the resemblance? It's more of like cringing all the way...

GD: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE

TP: so... I guess you can save a V.I.P ticket taeyang

TY: eh why?

TP: GD won't go anymore after what you said, oh and be careful, lest you know he might be using voodoo dolls to curse bad sales for your comeback album...

TY: GET OVER HERE LEE SEUNGHYUN YOU WERE THE IDIOT WHO STARTED THIS

SR: I'm just an innocent smol boy who doesn't know anything~~