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Locked Outside Your House

DS: Hi people, do anyone of one know how to open a lock with a hairpin?
TY: I'm a guy, do I look like I have ever touched a hairpin before?
DS: Erm...I can't see you so I don't know
TY: My goodness! The answer is no, obviously.
TP: Who says guys have never touched a hairpin before?
TP: I used to play with my sister's hair and I would tie it into messy ponytails.
DS: Does that fact help me at all?
TP: Depends what situation you're in.
SR: Hahaha, have none of you tried breaking into someone else's house before?
TY: Call the police! We have an ex-convict over here!
DS: I'm serious! I'm in major trouble.
GD: What trouble could you possibly be in at 1am?
DS: Being locked outside your own house.
SR: HAHAHAHAHA good luck oppa
TY: Do not come over to my place.
GD: So unwelcoming.
SR: Daesung, you can trash in my house.
DS: Haiz, when I need help the most, you're the one who always lends a helping hand.
SR: Under one condition. You clean my house in the morning.
TY: Smart af. You can come over now, as long as you promise to sing me to sleep.
DS: You imbeciles! I'm in such a difficult situation yet you still have time to joke around?!
TP: You should have expected it.
DS: Salt on my wound.
GD: Anyways, it's really late. Imma snore, bye
DS: Who says 'Imma snore'? It sounds so weird!
TP: LMAO GD does it cuz it's his own style.
TY: Goodnight and good luck, Daesung.
SR: MUAH~ I hope you sleep I the corridor hahaha hahaha
TP: Bye.
DS: I see...all traitors.
DS: Are you guys really gone?
DS: Please come back.
DS: GUYS?
DS: OK...sweet dreams then
DS: (see? I'm still so nice even though you guys are so mean!)