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Emojis

GD: *unicorn emoji*
DS: Hey that's my Bae!
TP: Bullshit, it's mine
TY: WTF, give that back to me!
SR: Ya'll idiots make way for the unicorn king
DS: hell no! I thought you were a panda?
SR: I'm a pandacorn
TP: Yeah right, you can only be one animal!
TY: Hear that, GD? That means you can't be a unigon!
GD: puh-lease Taeyang, it's dragcorn
TP: *laughing emoji* sounds so lame
GD: shut up, my colourful,vibrant hair makes me a unicorn! Get it?
DS: no shit, Sherlock. You're a dragon.
GD: Excuse me?
TP: Your name is pretty self explanatory.
SR: sorry babe but I gotta side with them this time!
TY: Ahaha, even your boyfriend thinks you're not worthy to own this emoji
DS: yay, the unicorn emoji is mine now!
TY: you'll have to get past me first. *fist emoji*
TP: And me too *devil emoji*
SR: You don't need to get past me HAHAHA
DS: ???? where you getting at?
SR: Ya'll immature idiots, if GD doesn't get the unicorn emoji, obviously it would ruin our relationship if I got it, right?
TY: I clap for you, maknae.
TP: Finally seeing some sense
SR: Hey! I might have given up the unicorn emoji, but the panda emoji is definitely mine!
DS: alright, alright
TY: wish your hyung good luck!
TP: Go comfort Jiyong now
SR: Yeah...he will probably be pasting unicorn stickers all over his room now...
DS: Anyways, since Seungri, the beloved maknae, gave up his fight for the unicorn emoji, I suppose you two will be doing the same?
TP: I'm beginning to realize how immature this whole thing is...how did I manage to put up with you idiots for 10 years?
DS: HEY! YOU LOVE ME!!!
TY: ugh.
TY: You know, since I dye my hair many different colors (but not as much as GD) I think I should get the unicorn!
TP: Daesung, you still think this is fun?
DS: umm...ah well...
TY: HAHAHA THE UNICORN IS MINE NOW!
DS: whatever. It is pretty dumb though
TY: *unicorn emoji* × 100
TY: I don't care~~~

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