Merry (not so merry) Xmas

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MERRY XMAS BABES! GOD BLESS EVERYONE AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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GD: Turkey is horrendous.

TP: What did an innocent country do to you?

SR: HYUNG YOU WENT TO ANOTHER FASHION SHOW?!?!?

GD: guys wtf

GD: I mean turkey, the animal, the one we eat during Christmas? It tastes bad...

DS: We? Poor Asian like me can't afford that (and invitations to fashion shows)

SR: *weeps* at least you get some socks and scarves...

TP: Speaking of socks... MERRY CHRISTMAS

TY: Don't get too excited, I didn't buy any presents

GD: OK NEXT TIME I WILL PERSONALLY ASK KARL LARGERFELD TO SEND YOU AN INVITATION

SR: pshhh I'm not into Chanel, get me someone like Donatella Versace

GD: fine with me, 1 less present to wrap ;)

DS: Hey it's okay! I bought everyone a mug! merry Christmas!

TP: No furniture? No chairs? No paintings?

DS: Err... they were a little well over my budget...

TY: See bro, that's why you don't buy Christmas presents. No one will be disappointed.

SR: YAY HYUNG ILY MERRY XMAS

TP: "ILY"? Care to explain that?

TY: possessive much...

GD: OKAY JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET INVITED TO A FASHION SHOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO IGNORE ME OKAU I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BRO ARE YOU HEARING THIS

TY: GUYS!

DS: GIRLS!

TY: omf are you serious GET A GRIP IT'S CHRISTMAS. STOP FIGHTING YALL

TP: ~we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year~

TY: thanks

SR: ~Rudolph the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose~

        ~ And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows~

                   =MERRY XMAS FROM THE CUTE MAKNAE=

DS: Yaaas we getting Christmassy ehhh

TY: GD?

GD: wut

TY: MERRY XMAS MY MAN!

GD: THANK YOU MY MAN!

SR: "MY MAN"?

TY: GOTTA ZAYN I DIDN'T SAY NUTHIN' K BYE MERRY XMAS

GD: payback's a huge b***h babe ;*

SR: FK IT. I HATE CHRISTMAS.

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any 1D fans here? see the reference^^

really unlikely since this is a kpop fanfic haha:)))

\\MERRY XMAS LOVES//

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