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Makeup & Superhero

HEADLINES: ALL COSMETICS STORES IN KOREA WILL BE SHUT DOWN DUE TO HARMFUL CHEMICALS FOUND IN PRODUCTS.

GD: OMG how am I gonna survive without makeup????
TP: No, the question is how are we all going to survive if we walk on stage looking like we are zombies?
TY: Chill guys, our makeup artists can get products from overseas
GD: That's different! I need that Innisfree moisturizer that is made with ingredients from Jeju Island. Products from other countries are not as good
SR: I thought I saw a whole cupboard full of moisturizers in your bathroom the other time?
TY: If we really can't get our hands on any makeup, we could just perform like that, no one will notice since they are sitting so far away.
DS: No makeup?!?!?! Oh no. The girls won't find me that attractive now:(
GD: Those in my cupboard cannot produce the refreshing result I want! So I gave them to my staff
SR: lmao Daesung, shouldn't you be worried that the whole world will finally know the size of your eyes?
TP: He cares about being a charmer. Without his fangirls, he will just be an ordinary man.
GD: What to do? My fans would think that I dressed up as a freak for Halloween if I don't have makeup!
TY: Aish, it's not a big deal. Our natural looks aren't that bad, ok?
DS: I might as well just stay home until I get makeup.
GD: Same, I feel naked without it.
TY: #looksarenoteverything #loveyourself
SR: Hyungs, don't worry! I have an extra stash in my storeroom for emergency cases like this! I will drop them off at your houses later?
GD: Oh my pandaaaaaa thanks! Muah~~~~
TY: Save some for me :)
TP: And me too!
DS: I shall not be forgotten either!
SR: I feel like a cosmetics superhero who just saved the day *punch into air*