50th chapter eeeyyyyyt
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"My one true love." Gamzee's raspy voice gently called out as he creepily caressed the chilled bottle in his hand. The carbonation in the soda seemed to talk back to him, fizzing with a seemingly pleasing answer. Gamzee smiled and honked a few times for good measure. As the condensation dripped down the side of the purple bottle, Gamzee was using all the knowledge he could muster in his thinkpan to come up with a plan.
"If you're a miracle, was does no one like you?" He questioned sadly.
"BECAUSE THAT'S SOME NASTY ASS SHIT." Karkat said as he crab walked past the door to the kitchen. Gamzee whimpered like a lost puppy. He gathered the courage to finally drink the slowly flattening soda.
"I'm sorry, friend." He said as he solemnly unscrewed the cap, as if he was going to take someone's leftover food from the fridge, or if he accidentally murdered someone's neighbour. Gamzee took a long swig and set down the half filled bottle with a sigh.
"Truly a motherfuckin miracle if I ever saw one."
