"Well gee thanks, Eridan. I tooottaallly needed that BOOOORRIIIINNNGGG explanation why Feferi won't date you. Just soooooooo helpful." You sighed as you picked at your fingernails.
"Wwell thank you for listenin for so long, Y/N." Eridan stated, clearly oblivious to your sarcasm.
"It was my pleasure." You stated sickly with a happy smile, but once the fish stick turned around you groaned and immediately turned it into a frown. Before the Ampora could talk more about the pathetic void of loneliness that he felt in the depths of his weird bodily organ, you booked it and ran. You were sprinted down the street, the soles of your shoes slapping down upon the concrete with each step. You suddenly ran into a slightly taller body and quickly rebounded backwards.
"WATCH IT YOU DEFECTIVE NOOKWHIFF!" You shouted at the now giggling woman. Well, it was more like a condescending laugh but you shook it off.
"Did you talk to Eridan again?" Vriska said smirking as you had too look up at her.
"Shut up." You said, hanging your head. "Yeah, I did. Well it was more of I was sitting on a bench and poof! sea salt decides to talk to me. It took me and all of my strength not to strangle him!" You brutally confessed as you raised your gaze back up to the Scorpio.
"Well, you could just punch him in the face." She said simply.
"I could've. Anyways, bye!" You said, starting to run in a different direction. You were about two feet away when your arm was quickly pulled back and you slammed against the concrete.
"WHAT THE FUCK." You screamed in pain as your back now painfully ached. An expression of fear flashed over Vriska's face for a second before she begrudgingly helped you up.
"Sorry..." She said silently.
"Oh it's fine. I JUST MIGHT'VE BROKEN A BONE. NO BIGGY." You said, clearly frustrated.
"Look I apologised so just drop it!" Vriska screamed back in your face.
"Well you know what, I think those words healed my back. Well gee thanks, mister! You sure are my hero!" You stated, clutching the small of your back as you glared into Vriska's one visible eye.
"No need to be a jerk about it! I'm sorry I hurt you okay!?" Vriska said with a sad looking expression that still strangely looked like a snarl.
"Oh just shut up a kiss me." You stated quickly as you grabbed the tabs of her button up and slammed her lips into yours. She quickly responded positively by picking you up. (A/N Vriska's tall in my mind. Deal.)
"God, I love you, Y/N."
"I know."
