Requested by: CandyDragon14
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Your fingers moved quickly as you tapped viciously on the hard plastic cubes. Not even looking at your hands, your eyes were glued to the screen as you screamed into your microphone.
"You idiot! You clearly could've save all of our asses by pulling your head out of your own!" You exclaimed angrily as you ran a hand through your hair.
"Whoa. Wait fellas, looks like we got a female in our midst." An all too cocky voice replied through the static.
"And that matters why?" You stated fiercely as your boyfriend, Sollux walked in the room with quite a confused face. You quickly smiled back at him before getting back to your conversation in the lobby of a game.
"Because, you're in a way....fuckable."
"Excuse you?" You shot back, venom dripping through your teeth.
"I bet you're just quivering at the thought of my massive dick." The voice sounded back.
"I didn't know you thought Tic Tacs were big. Bad depth perception maybe on your end." You shot back as you unplugged your headphones so Sollux could hear.
"Oh sure, honey. Just you wait until we get together, my fingers are good for more than just playing games on the computer." You could basically hear the smirk on his face as he made more sexist comments. Before the other gamer could say another rude comment, Sollux quickly turned off your computer.
"What was that about?" You said curiously with a hit of annoyance. After all, he shut down your game without saving.
"I don't like the way he was talking to you." He stated, brows furrowed angrily.
"Awwww my body guard." You said while tackling him to the ground. So there you stayed cuddling as Sollux denied your accusation of his jealousy.
"Oh my honey bee, you know you're the only one for me." You stated as Sollux only blushed some more.
