Dan Howell Imagines/One Shots

Treat them mean

Ah! Today was the day. Finally moving in with your best friend. Phil Lester. You had known Phil for a while now, you met briefly in college and then later formed a friendship. You, yourself had just finished university, studying history and needed a place to live for a little while. You and Phil had always joked that you'd be the best house/flat mates and that it'd be full of Mario Kart and pizza.

You were so deep into your positive thought bubble when it hit you. You also had to live with Phil's current flat mate. Daniel Howell.

It's not that you hated him, you were kind and polite at first but he always shut you down and you never understood why. Living with Phil had it's negatives and unfortunately, this was a big one.

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'Yeah so I'm just getting a taxi, I'll see you soon!' You replied cheerily.

'Okay Y/N can't wait to see you!' Phil exclaimed, you knew he was super excited.

You finally arrived at Phil's flat. Looking out of the window of the taxi and looking up at the tall building, you sighed. 'Time to be overly polite and be completely shut down!' You smiled sarcastically at the thoughts in your head.

Once you had finally climbed all of the stairs with your two suitcases, you let out a breath and knocked on the door. You were greeted by a grumpy looking Dan.

'Uh' Dan grunts. 'I suppose you better come in'
'Thank you!' You replied eagerly, earning a frown from Dan. He plodded up the stairs and you slowly followed behind. Leaving your suitcases by the door.

'Y/N! You made it. Safe journey?' Phil greets you with open arms. You clear your throat before answering.
'Uh.. Yeah it was decent I guess'

*~ time skip soz ~*

'Y/N, DAN, i'm going out to the shops, need anything?' Phil calls out.

'No.' Dan replied bluntly.
'Nah I think i'm good!' You replied.

You heard the door close as you made your way into the kitchen. You began making yourself a drink, you turned around and noticed Dan leaning in the doorway. You walk towards him, thinking he will move to the side but he doesn't. He straightens himself so his and your height difference is even more obvious. You looked up and saw Dan's smirk.

'Look, i'm going to be living here for a while and honestly, i'd quite like to get along just for Phil' you snap, hoping to earn respect from Dan.

'Wow such a bitch y/n, who knew?' Dan chuckled walking closer into the kitchen but moving around you.
This made you angry. All you had ever done to Dan was be nice and polite.

'Says you, your meant to be a man and yet you act like the bigger bitch' you scoff, feeling impressed with your retort.

Dan stopped. Turned around and walked closer to you, he raised an eyebrow. 'What did you say?' Dan blankly asks, knowing exactly what you had said.

'You heard me. All I do is be nice to you and yet you are such a twat about everything I say or do. I want us, well not that i'd like to call us an 'us' but I'd like us to-'

Dan cut you off mid-ramble. He pressed his lips onto yours and pushed you slowly back into the wall behind you. You and Dan softly moaned into the kiss, which then made Dan more passionate in his kiss. You pulled away. Being face to face with Dan, you glazed your eyes up his face before stopping at his eyes.

'What wa-' you began to ask, slightly speechless.

'You took your time in standing up to me' Dan answered.
What the heck was that supposed to mean. You frowned and Dan saw the confusion on your face.

'Treat them mean, to keep them keen' Dan chuckled as he began walking back into the kitchen.