It had been a fine day for grazing, thought the herd of Irish elk, or giant deer as they are also called.
The elk, over 2 metres tall, dominated the hills they grazed with their Majesty.
Suddenly, an Irish elk's head explodes.
"Very nice." Says Jimbles to himself. He was hiding behind a bush with an ar15 rifle he got from a Glaswegian ganglord called krilly whom he had become a patron of by offering krilly gifts from his travels, it was a nice change from his usual ak-47, the ar15 was plated with gold, platinum and silver.
Jimbles ran to the scattering herd to investigate the elk corpse, godart followed.
"Yes, it is being good food corpse." Said Jimbles after checking it for disease.
Jimbles had to get it to Glasgow as soon as possible for the feast that krilly was having in honour of his daughters wedding.
He moved it with his tractor beam gun and walked it to the portal, which was hidden under a blackberry bush. he then flung it through and jumped in after it.
When Jimbles was back in the VHOGIMAT he ordered the robo-surgeon to prepare the corpse for eating. When it was done some of krilly's warriors came to pick it up, along with Jimbles.
Krilly was most pleased when the elk was finally cooked and served at the wedding, to thank Jimbles he gave him a under-age prostitute.
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Jimbles Notronbo Vs The Multiverse
HumorA series of stories involving the infamous psychotic version of Jimmy neutron assaulting, or at least annoying, various beings through out time and space. Feel free to like and comment!
