Jimbles Notronbo Vs The Multiverse

Shrek part 2

....Shrek held his hand on the gunshot wound.
"Aaahhh! What was that for?!" He shouted to jimbles, his face contorted with pain and rage.
"You are being the rebelling against me." Answered Jimbles sharply, still aiming the gun at shrek.
"Why did you attack me?!"
"Because you are doing the interesting and the annoying to me. You are interesting creature and also the annoying."
Shrek pondered these words before saying,
"You need to relearn grammar, laddeh,Your English is appalling."
This snide remark angered Jimbles, he reached for his torture raygun, but at the same time shrek grabbed a handful of dirt and threw it in Jimbles eyes.
Jimbles kneeled while rubbing his eyes. This gave shrek enough time to perform his healing spell.
"Verabutay hormesis!" Said shrek, this caused green electricity to surround his wound and heal it in seconds.
Shrek then went up to jimbles and kicked him into a tree.
"That'll teach ya!" He shouted.
Shrek realised that he needed help to subdue this psychotic gnome, so he called out for guards.
The guards arrived a minute later, there was four of them.
"What is needed from us s...ahh!" Said a guard as a bullet from jimbles gun went straight through his head, followed by the others.
Jimbles was clinging onto a branch, gun in his hand, while laughing crazily.
The callous murder of his subjects enrages shrek further.
"I'm gonna rip ya a new arsehole yer wee prick!" He roars before quickly saying that flight spell and jumping straight towards jimbles.
Jimbles aims the gun and pulls the trigger, but is out of bullets.
Before Jimbles could swear shrek had already leapt on the branch, grabbed Jimbles, then dislocated his right arm and dropped him on the ground.
Jimbles screamed in pain, shrek was about to jump on Jimbles when he activated the portal remote control and rolled into it.
Shrek roared in frustration for not defeating this enemy.
This unprovoked attack would have a huge effect on shreks life, not only spurring him to greater mastery of magic and fighting, but eventually to leave far far away for the outside world in the 17th century, where he was at first mistaken for a pagan God but later became one when he discovered the secret to near-immortality.
To this day shrek and jimbles aim to destroy each other in combat.

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