Jimbles Notronbo Vs The Multiverse

Some Sumerian scribes

In ancient sumeria, two student scribes named magu-nak and samesh were sitting beside some date palms, trying to solve some math problems on the round square tablet that their teacher kidu-na gave them as homework.

"What is 1347 x 30?" Asked samesh, reciting from the tablet.

Magu-nak began calculating by moving pebbles around on the sandy ground.

"It should be around....40400." The scribe explained, finishing his calculation.

"It can not be around something, magu-nak. It must be the exact answer."

Samesh was annoyed, he didn't want to be caned again.

The scribes then noticed a green light illuminating their homework.

They looked towards the lights source and saw the green portal that announces the arrival of jimbles notronbo, they were awed by the strange sight.

Jimbles flew through the portal, landing on the ground in a wobbly way, when he noticed the scribes he stared at them drunkenly for two minutes before verbally acknowledging their existence.

"He...hello." Said jimbles before vomiting upon the ground.

The scribes, assuming that jimbles was some kind of spirit, prostrated themselves before him in falsely earned respect.

Jimbles, noticing their admiration of him and feeling a bit friendly because of the port he had drunk, decided to offer some of his port to them.

He got the shiny bag of port, which dazzled the scribes, and offered it to them.

The scribes, believing that the bag of port was some kind of potion, cupped their hands to receive the drink.

Jimbles poured the port into their hand, and they drunk it.

They then did what any sane human would do, spit out the nail polish mixed with expired grape juice tasting liquid out of their mouths on onto the sand.

"What was that poison, spirit?!" Exclaimed the scribe magu-nak in disgust.

Jimbles simply stared at them in wrath, for the scribes had so insolently wasted the ambrosia that was port, and insulted it too!

"You did the wasting of the port that is wine...." Snarled jimbles as he pulled out his torture ray gun and shot the scribes with it.

The scribes screamed in pain as the microwave emissions from the torture ray gun activated their nerves pain receptors, it felt like their skin was on fire.

Sounds that blurred the line between laughter and roars of rage were emitted by jimbles mouth as he tortured the for 5 straight minutes,

Jimbles then began swooping them like a magpie via his wondrous jetpack, kicking them in the head mid-air.

He then stopped flying and began jumping on them, "jumpy! Jumpy! Jumpy!" Jimbles yelled out loud as he eventually killed them. All that jumping made him queasy so vomited on them too.

After a few minutes of screwing around he flew back into the portal to his next random destination.

.....In the distance, a familiar face observes the morbid scene through binoculars.

"I will make you pay for your crimes, you fucking psycho." Muttered the 12th doctor to himself, his voice full of disgust. He had managed to finally track jimbles after months of effort, and he was going to bring him to justice, with some help of course...