Jimbles stared in drunken disbelief as the TARDIS finished materialising, and one of his greatest enemies, the 12th doctor, stepped boldly out of the police box-like craft.
Jimbles quickly searched his pockets for his anti-intoxication pills, he didn't want to fight the doctor drunk.
The doctor's eyes locked onto Jimbles, they glared with righteous wrath.
"I've got you now, you little bastard." He growled as he brandished his sonic screwdriver.
The pills Jimbles took had already taken effect, his head was clearer than before. He laughed at the doctor.
"Do the get fucked, the doctor. I is being unstoppable."
Jimbles then flipped the doctor off, grinning dickishly as usual.
The doctor, sick of Jimbles' Bullshit, aimed his sonic screwdriver at jimbles and fired it at him. It caused Jimbles' stomach to vibrate, thus inducing him to fall on his knees and vomit violently.
"Pull your head in, you bloody psychopath! I've had enough of your damaging presence through out time and space. I've spent weeks tracking you, spying on you. I know how criminal you are!"
Jimbles recovered from the doctors sonic attack rather quickly, Dayo'vrith Rushed to help her God stand up from the vomit-soaked dirt.
"Why on earth are you helping him?! Do you even know how that is?!" Shouted the doctor, confused by the actions of dayo'vrith.
As she finished helping Jimbles to his feet she turned towards the doctor, whom she vaguely recognized from the description in the rabbit holy texts, and retorted, "he is my god!"
The doctor was taken aback by this statement, a look of pained confusion appeared on his face.
"Your God?! How on earth is he your God?! He is a psychotic who travels through time and space commuting atrocious, senseless acts of violence against hundreds if innocents! Just a few moments ago I saw him kill two Sumerians over a bottle of Port! How could you worship him?!"
Dayo'vrith began remembering the ancient rabbit tomes that explained how zhimbolz created the uplifted rabbit race, ant also that he was a trickster God whose holy violence served an essential and incomprehensible purpose in the universe. She wanted to explain this to the doctor, but before she could Jimbles had already shit him with his torture ray gun, taking advantage of the doctors distracted state.
"AAAHHH! FUCK ME!" Screamed the doctor in pain, dropping his screwdriver.
Dayo'vrith watched her his roar with holy laughter, she laughed with him to show her devotion to his goals for the world.
Jimbles kept laughing for a solid two minutes, all while dayo'vrith persisted in mimicking his laughter and praising him religiously. This would have continued for many more minutes had not a laser beam erupt from inside the TARDIS, though it's door, and destroy jimbles torture raygun.
"What!?" Shouted the psychotic genius, outraged at the destruction of his favorite non-lethal weapon.
Out of the TARDIS door, Sheen stepped out while aiming his laser rifle at jimbles, ready for revenge.
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Jimbles Notronbo Vs The Multiverse
HumorA series of stories involving the infamous psychotic version of Jimmy neutron assaulting, or at least annoying, various beings through out time and space. Feel free to like and comment!
