For the past month things had been very uneasy in the city of zootopia.
Animals, both predator and prey, were being abducted in large numbers by what could only be described as a small alien and an army of robo-bees and dogs.
Both the ZPD and the special forces were on high alert and were ordered to be stationed everywhere to keep watch.
Civilians were going out less, and the ones that did go out sometimes carried concealed weapons.
Alice, a lion cop, was doing her rounds near a restaurant, she had her eyes peeled for anomalies.
Some flighty mice scampered past her, armed with toothpicks.
Normally she'd arrest them for carrying weapons but with the alien threat she let them go past her.
Everything seemed calm, in a tense sort of way, by Alice's judgement.
Suddenly, however, something weird happened.
Just above the road intersection near the restruant three green portals appeared, and from them an army of robotic bees and dogs, along with a short, mostly hairless animal in a floating throne came out, just like the police reports and news programs she had read had described them.
Jimbles hovered through the portal he had made, next to the other ones he had made for the robots to go through. Modifying his portal machine to be able to make multiple portals at once made raids such as the one he was doing now so much easier.
He was in zootopia because sometime after his fight with shrek jimbles got drunk on vodka and decided to play poker at a shady casino, he surprisingly lost and now had to pay a $40780 gambling debt or the gang of the people he gambled with would cut off his thumbs and torch his house.
To do this he decided to use both his portal machine and the sexual perversity of humanity to his advantage by abducting the anthropomorphic creatures from this alternative reality and sell them to furries.
He had done three raids this month and was already 60% close to having enough money to pay off his debt. These creatures sold like hot cakes on the black market.
Jimbles hovered further from the portal to admire the screaming animal crowds better as the robo-bees sedated them with drugs and the robotic dogs he got on eBay dragged the unconscious beings into the portals.
Amidst the screams however, a voice of defiance arose.
"Freeze!" Shouted Alice, pointing her gun at jimbles.
Jimbles looked upon the lion cop for a moment before simply siccing one of his robotic dogs on her.
As the robo-dog ran closer Alice fired a couple of shots at it, but it was futile as the robo-dog was bullet proof. It leapt on to Alice and tried to strangle her with its jaws, but Alice was strong enough to resist it trying to bite her neck.
As Alice was occupied with the robo-dog the other robots had already dragged 34 animals through the portal into jimbles place.
"Doing the good work, bots!" Praised Jimbles as he clapped his hands. Today was a good day for Jimbles.
Out of nowhere, gunshots fired at his robots as police cars speeded towards him. It looks like the police have found him.
Jimbles activated the weapon systems in his hover throne. It hurt him a little because he had to pull a lever with the arm that got dislocated in the fight with shrek.
Many small rockets shot forth from the hover throne, exploding most of the police force. But more came, so Jimbles was forced to divert his robots from abducting animals and instead to assaulting the ZPD.
The battle that was fought was pleasing to jimbles, fighting police with robots was always funny. As the police shot at and smashed his robots with batons his robots drugged and dismembered them efficiently.
Jimbles took part in the fun as well of course, shooting at the police with his AR-15 and torture raygun.
Alice finally managed to throw off the robotic dog and shoot it in the eyes, thus destroying it.
She ran to jimbles and started firing at him, unfortunately his hover throne had an force field around it.
If she could not shoot him, shed just have to at least question him.
"Why are you doing this?" She shouted at jimbles.
Jimbles briefly looked at Alice and shouted back at her.
"Because I was doing the drunk while doing the gambling."
He then shot her with his torture raygun, she cowered from the burning pain and roared a mighty roar.
After shooting another policewoman Jimbles had enough, he summoned his robots and ordered them into the portals with any animal they could drag in. He hovered into the portals after them, but not until he flipped off the surviving police force while laughing.
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Jimbles Notronbo Vs The Multiverse
HumorA series of stories involving the infamous psychotic version of Jimmy neutron assaulting, or at least annoying, various beings through out time and space. Feel free to like and comment!
