Jimbles Notronbo Vs The Multiverse

The safety of crops

It was a Friday afternoon, and jimbles was flying over the future Glaswegian countryside with his jetpack, drunk out of his mind on schnapps.

Every now and again he would vomit on the things below him, as well as simply drunkenly assault them with his torture ray gun.

He eventually he came across a rabbit warren, he decided to crash land and study them.

He fell on his ass trying to land his jetpack, then vomited a bit. He then stared at the rabbits living their simple lives free of the cares that intelligence gave humanity.

He decided that it would be funny if he took that care-free attitude away from them.

After resting for an hour, passed out on the grass,he flew back to his home to begin his grand experiment.

He walked through the back door and violently shouted for Alicia, a rabbit zootopian that he forced to become a maid.

The rabbit, unusually tall and possessing chestnut coloured fur, gingerly appeared before jimbles, silently hoping that he wasn't going to make her do something dumb like taste test his homemade prison wine or sing smashmouth songs.

"Do the raising of the left arm that is yours, bitch!" Commanded jimbles.

The rabbit raised her arm, jimbles then stabbed her with a knife and collected the blood in a antique shrek themed plastic drinking cup.

"Ow!! What the fuck!" Screamed the rabbit, squeezing her wounds.

Jimbles ignored her and ran back to the lab to begin his great work.

He fiddled with his extensive chemistry equipment, murmuring. Afterwards he got the mysterious liquid he made using the zootopian's blood into an oven like machine, he waited 12 minutes before taking the liquid out of the false oven and into various blow darts.

He then flew back to the warren and shot the mystery liquid filled darts at as many rabbits as he could.

The liquid was a serum designed to inject zootopian rabbit DNA into the normal rabbit's DNA, thus causing it to become sapient.

It would take a few weeks for the serum to finish its job, but eventually there would be rabbits who would for the first time in rabbit history comprehend the annoyances and joys of intelligence.

Though jimbles only gave these rabbits intelligence out of his usual disdain for an orderly, sensible existence this simple act had huge implications for the history of earth for centuries to come.

Within a few years the rabbits had not only developed rudimentary culture but bred a population of many thousands who decimated the countryside with their appetite, easily outwitting the farmer's usual methods of protecting their crops.

This lead to the rab-man war, which lasted 23 years, after which the rabbits learned agriculture both from experiment and from sympathetic humans.

With in a century the rabbits had perfected crop growing to the point that their produce became competitive both with human and robotic farmers. This lead to the near total abandonment of agriculture by human kind save for some hippies. Rabbits and robots became the main producers of humanities food.

When jimbles flew home he went to find Alicia. She was sitting on a chair, tending to her wounds.

"Congrats, Alicia. You are being a mother of a new, annoying race." Jimbles announced to her in a triumphant tone.

Alicia then backed away from jimbles and went to the kitchen to do the nice, calming dishes.