Explosive princess

chapter 1

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*Alex's POV*

I've been in almost every country on this beautiful planet and earned a lot of money and respect. I extorted the mayors, presidents or whoever the boss was. Yes, I'm a villain, a ballistic and explosive expert.

Just let me introduce myself, my name is Alex Moon or better known as THE BEAUTIFUL GRENADE. 28 Year ago I was born in Gotham City, but my family had to flee from there. My dad was also a ballistic expert, but after he blew up some Important buildings and deals,which have gone wrong, my dad was the most wanted man around here. Everyone looked for him, no matter if good or bad people. We managed to hide in China, where i learned to handle explosive stuff from my dad and an old Chinese man. Once my parents died, i decided to live our family tradition and to recover my dad's reputation.

Since 6 years I've traveled from country to country and made a name for myself, but for my dad's reputation i had to go back to city i was born…
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"A tiny little stop somewhere else before we arrive in Gotham?" "No thanks Yan, let's head straight to Gotham. I'm curious what it looks like after all this years." I answered Yan. We were in my personal airplane on our way to Gotham City. Yan Shitzune was my right hand. I met him years ago in China and he's probably the best in every kind of asian fighting sport. Yan was my pilot and also my best friend and the only one i trusted. "Good, just an hour and we're there." I stood up to dress in my outfit, since i wanted to be the beautiful grenade when we landed. I went to the back of the plane, where a small sleeping cabin was. I stripped my clothes down and got dressed.Once I was in my black/blue dress, i slipped in black thigh high socks and my boots. I took a look at the full-body mirror, straightening my clothes."You still look beautiful Alex, your look doesn't change in one day." Yan yelled from the cockpit.  "Thanks Yan, but you should let your eyes on the road." "We're alone up here, you known that right?" Yan laughed. I loosened my ponytail and brushed my long black/blue hair.

After i did my usual smokey eye makeup and added my dark blue lipstick, i put my favorite necklace on.

I finished everything and went to the cockpit. "I'm always surprised by your eyes." "Why's that?" I chuckled. "This dark makeup makes your green eyes even brighter than they already are." "Aww, you're so cute Yan, thanks." He just smiled and began to talk to the tower of the Gotham Airport. Although we're villains and do whatever we want, we didn't wanted to get our plane crashed. A few minutes later we were on the ground again and were about to leave the airplane. I buckled my belt, with several grenades hanging on it. I slipped in my dark blue shoulder holster and put my 2 Bul LTD cherokee's in it.

"This is the city you were born?" Yan asked me, while we drove through Gotham. Once we stole a random car at the airport we rushed through the streets to a hotel. I arranged a meeting with an owner of an old warehouse.

"What do you want for it?" I asked the man. "I won't sell it to a villain. You are not welcome here!" "Nah nah nah, don't be so rude grandpa. We have 2 ways to deal with it now. 1. You give me the warehouse and I'll pay for it. Or 2. I'll take it and you don't have to think about money anymore." I put one of my guns on the table in front of me. Tje man looked up from the gun at me, fear written in his face. "Okay, okay. I'll show you the way, you just have to follow." We stood up and made our way out of the hotel to the cars. Our way led us to Park Row/ Crime Alley. We pulled in a very dark street and parked the cars. The man got out of his car and so did we. "It's just a small warehouse. In the beginning of this city it was a small cigar stock." He told us as we went to the steal door. He unlocked the heavy door and we stepped in and he switched on the light. "Wow! It's perfect don't you think Yan?" "Better say it's enough." Yan said a little bit discussed. "I know we have to clean it up..." I rolled my eyes. "Sounds like you want it." The man stood in front of us and crossed his arms. "Yes!" I cheered and jumped up and down like a little, insane girl. "Good, i want 100,000 bucks for it." I looked over to Yan and took one of my guns out of the holster. "That's too much grandpa." Bang! I sent a bullet right through his head. "Oh great, do you know how much time it takes to clean up blood?!" Yan joked.