Fourteen- Powers

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Powers? POWERS?!

WE HOOMANS DONT HAVE POWERS!!!!!

WHY MUST WE GIVE OUR EQUALLY HUMAN OCS POWERS?!?!?!?!

Okay. In all seriousness, WHY.

Some OCs can travel through technology, "like Ben" even though BEN DOESNT TRAVEL THROUGH DAMNED TECHNOLOGY.

A lot of OCs can fly. Why why why must they fly.

A lot of OCs have telekinesis. NOOO ITS JUST NOT NECESSARY. (*misspells necessary twenty times*)

A lot of OCs are immortal, can travel through time, can freeze people, can do unnecessary things we hoomans are not capable of doing.

LIKE SHOOT LIGHTNING FROM OUR FINGERTIPS!

OR BE A GODDAMN AVATAR LIKE THE 112 YEAR OLD 12 YEAR OLD NAMED AANG!

WE CANT FLY LIKE OOPA THE BISON!

I AM NOT KATARA!

TOPH IS COOL BUT IM NOT BLIND (maybe I'm half blind) BUT I CANT MOVE EARTH WITH MY MIND!

Can we all agree that we're just a big gang of Soccas? (Is that how you spell his name?)

ITS A GIANT! MUSHROOM!

CACTUS JUICCEEEE!!!!!!!

I'll stop with the references now and get "back on track", even though I flew off the damned track TWENTY YEARS AGO.

I'm not even twenty years old.

Anyways, DONR GIVE YOUR OC KIRBY POWERS PLEASE!

I can't stress how many times I've seen an OC who can turn invisible.

Or who can travel through sound waves or technology then use it to "escape the danger" even if they have a giant sword on their back.

Like Kirito's ugly thing from ALO.

Okay now I'll really stop making references.

I'm also done.

I call this; ITS 1 IN THE FREAKING MORNING!

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