What's wrong with me? (TVD fanfic)

Such a tease...

Katherine stared straight into my eyes before appearing right next to me. Why does she always appear at the most inconvenient times? Seriously what’s the need? Not a word was spoken between us before she reached out her perfectly tan hand and placed it on my stomach. This would be weird if we didn’t know each other but we do. Which I guess is a good thing. See Katherine’s been visiting me ever since Stefan and Damon turned up, she mistook me for Elena one time and after prying her cold dead hands from around my neck we hit it off. We’ve been good friends ever since though every now and then she’ll turn up, say something freaky and leave which is super confusing but hey.

“So, any names picked out for the wolf baby? Don’t even think about naming her after me, I’m the only Queen Katherine ok?” god I love her. I don’t know how I’d cope with my mad life without Katherine and Damon.

“ puh- lease you’re the only Queen K in my life” Tears fell down my cheeks as I registered what I’d just said, how much more cringey can I get? “Well I have a few names but I’m not going to grace anyone with them until she arrives so…”

A pleading look appeared in Kat’s eyes, I know how much she loves kids. Despite her cold heart-less bitch façade she’s actually pretty caring. Her eye’s lit up as my belly jolted upward thanks to the peanut kicking me. Suddenly a smile appeared on her face and she grabbed me into the biggest hug I’d ever felt.

“She likes you obviously, I guess Auntie Kat’s going to be on babysitting duty…” The thought crossed my mind way before I’d even uttered the words to her. Who better to help protect my daughter than the most ruthless vampire I know?

“I’ll be happy too! Won’t be long until I’m actually looking after the little munchkin you know since wolf baby pregnancies don’t usually last long. You’ve got two months tops before that little one makes her entrance!”  I can’t say I wasn’t shocked to hear that, This means I have two months tops to find  a place to live since there is no way enough room here…

With a quick peck on the stomach Katherine had vanished as easily as she’d appeared. She couldn’t have gone sooner because the second she left Damon came barging in with three share bags of tangy cheese doritos, two bottles of coke and weirdly a fruit salad? Guess he’s gone all healthy on me?

“What’s with the fruit? Please don’t tell me you’ve turned into a health nut since that wouldn’t really work out considering your lifestyle!” A sly smirk appeared on my face and I let out a well-deserved chuckle I do make myself laugh sometimes.

“You my moany queen are going to be eating healthy from now on, you owe the kid considering you had a none stop booze binge! So you can have fruit I’ll get you water when you need it all the shits for me…” The smirk that used to take up residence on my face was now long gone. Is he being serious I can’t survive of shitty apples. I need sugar and fat seriously.

I don’t think I’ve ever put two fingers up at someone so quickly in my life. Choosing to ignore his poor taste in fruit I just moved the fruit around the plastic bowl and stared into space. I’m not feeling so hungry anymore.

The awkward silence was broken by Damon asking about Tyler, expecting that id spoken to him or something which is ridiculous. Though part of me feels like Damon doesn’t want to get too close to me or this baby because he thinks maybe I’ll end up with Ty which is not an option.

“Shut the door ok? I’ve earned myself private time with you, it’s not like you can get me in worse trouble than this” I exclaimed pointing at the perfectly round bump which was now taking over my belly.

Within seconds Damon was stood by the door while I screamed to Jenna that we were watching a movie and not to interrupt. She got the hint, besides I’m already pregnant so she can’t moan. Silently Damon shut the door and appeared next to me with his hands on my face. This is perfect. Instinctively I placed my hands in his gorgeously messy Raven hair and played with is causing it to curl at the ends.

Slowly he began trailing sweet kisses up my neck and ended with a delicate peck on my lips before gesturing to the bump and telling me he feels awkward getting all lovey while I’m pregnant. The feelings mutual. Last thing I want to be telling my Daughter when she’s older is how I stayed ‘active’ while I was pregnant. Oh well.

“Don’t worry she won’t know. Well I hope she won’t. We’ll just kiss on cuddle ok?” I sounded like I was desperate which hell yeah I was I mean what girl isn’t desperate to kiss Damon freaking Salvatore?

“If you say so…” Without hesitating Damon threw the food on the floor and pulled me onto his knee so my back was touching his chest. I gotta admit at first I wondered what he was dong but the minute I felt him kiss my neck I was in pure heaven.

Rapidly I stood up and turned to face him, pushing him roughly onto his back against the bed. Swiftly I climbed on top of him and straddled him pinning his arms down to the mattress. I love it when I’m in charge. Misinterpreting just how big this bump was I painfully leaned forward and skimmed my lips across his while whispering those three little words that meant so much ‘ I Love You’. I traced his jawline with my lips while intertwining our fingers and kept going back to those sweet lips but not kissing them just brushing them ever so slightly.

“Fuck this. You’re such a tease Elle!” Without another word just a quiet squeal our roles were reversed I was now sandwiches between him and the mattress which was uncomfortable but heavenly at the same time which was weird?

Damon failed at trying to tease me as per usual he’d only ever managed too once I won’t get in to that one though, maybe another time. Soon enough he gave up and began placed heated kissed along my jawline.

Trust Jenna to interrupt such a perfect moment! She swung the door open and looked at us with her mouth wide open though strangely enough she didn’t shout at me she just said to keep it pg 13 which was a tad bit weird coming from my Aunt I must say. Though I guess she’s more lenient with Lena cause despite the no boys in rooms without the door being open rule she doesn’t complain when you can blatantly hear Elena and Stefan ‘doing the deed’. It’s awkward as fuck. Especially when you’re trying to watch a cute movie with the man of your dreams and you hear your sister and her boyfriend screwing upstairs ‘Stefaaaan oh my god’ fuck sake give it a rest I’m scared for life.

“Elle, we need a chat…” Jenna looked worried?

[ahh Katherine’s chummy with elle eh? Who wouldn’t known? Oh and the whole end bit about Elena and Stefan sorry about that I got into a rant XD  wonder what Jenna wants?]