Into You: Random Maichard One-Shots

22nd Floor

"Waiter! Isa pa ngang vodka!"

"Ma'am, nakaka-pito na ho kayo."

"I don't care! Just give me another one."

"Pero ma'am.."

"Isa pang pero mo ibabato ko na sa'yo tong baso ko."

"Just give her another one."

"Yes, sir."

"Sino ka naman?"

"Just someone."

"Mukha mo. I saw you looking at me 2 hours ago. Di ka pa ba naumay?"

"Nope. In fact, I wanted to talk to you that's why I'm here. Besides, I think you've had enough drinks for the night."

"Why do you even care?"

"Just because."

"Dun ka na nga. I'm still sane enough to talk straight. That's just vodka."

"Nope. Not going anywhere."

"Umalis ka na."

"I said no."

"Fine, do whatever you want. Just don't bother me."

"Alright then. But, you can bother me all you want."

"I don't need that."

"I bet you would, with another shot of vodka."

"Ma'am ito na po yung vodka niyo."

"Thanks."

"That would be her last one."

"Yes, sir."

"Sino ka ba para pagbawalan akong bigyan pa ulit ng drinks? I'm paying for it!"

"I actually own this bar so.."

"You own this place?"

"Yes, unfortunately."

"Damn you."

"You're welcome."

"Ugh."

"Do that and I'll kiss you."

"Shut up."

"You look cute when you're mad."

"I said, shut up."

"No, seriously."

"Why are you so annoying? Stop it."

"Do you really want me to?"

"...no."

"Figured."

"Hayy."

"What brings you here?"

"Nothing."

"I don't believe you."

"Then don't."

"Seriously."

"Sulking."

"Because?"

"I got dumped."

"You what?"

"Oh, you want to laugh now?"

"Of course not. I just wanted to see if I heard it correctly."

"Oo na, my ass of an ex-boyfriend dumped me. Said I was boring him."

"With those curves? I think you're far from boring."

"Malandi ka. Are you flirting with me?"

"Is it becoming too obvious?"

"Your flirting skills are too obvious not to notice, mister. No hint of subtlety."

"You're funny."

"I'm still sulking."

"Don't care. I'm here to cheer you up."

"Really?"

"Yes, really."

"That's kind of nice."

"Why did he dump you again?"

"Paulit-ulit?"

"Just starting a conversation."

"Fine. He said he doesn't want to continue our relationship anymore because of our busy schedules and it bores him out. Mukha ba kong plain and boring?!"

"Nope. I think you're sexy."

"Yun na nga eh! I am sexy! Gagong yun. If I know may babae lang siya. Pag makita ko siya ulit hahampasin ko ng helmet niya yung mukha niya. Bwisit siya. He thinks he's a gift of God to women; gwapong-gwapo sa sarili niya si gago. Well guess what, pinadala nga siya dito from heaven kasi hindi daw siya mukhang angel. Mukha siyang demonyo. God I hate that guy already."

"Obviously, you do."

"Why are you staring at me like that? Saka what am I drinking-- shit ang pakla!"

"That's a cure to your hangover."

"Ugh please pakilayo yan sakin."

"You have to drink it."

"Ayoko nga kasi! Ikaw kaya uminom!"

"I would if I had too much to drink."

"I wouldn't talk to you like this if I had too much to drink, you ass."

"Ang kulit mo."

"Mas makulit ka."

"Hindi ah."

"Mas makulit-- Hey, put me down! Saan mo ko dadalhin ngayon?! This is kidnapping!"

"You can't cure that hangover if you're still inside the bar. Get inside. I'm taking you home."

"Wow, ayos ka ha. Alam mo bahay ko?"

"Nope. But you'd tell me where."

"Pano kotse ko?"

"You can get it tomorrow. I can't let you drive if you're drunk."

"Ikaw lang nagsasabi niyan eh."

"Just tell me where your house is."

"Diyan lang naman talaga ko sa malapit."

"Why'd you bring your car?"

"Because I came from work, silly."

"Oh."

"Liko ka diyan sa left. Then that building to your right."

"You live here?"

"Kakasabi ko lang diba?"

"What floor?"

"22nd. Why?"

"Fuck."

"Hoy minumura mo ba ko?!"

"Jeez, no. Kakalipat ko lang sa 2203 yesterday."

"Seriously?! I'm at 2201!"

"Wow that's..."

"Coincidence."

"Yeah, you could say that."

"I'm Richard."

"Maine. Thank you sa paghatid, if you can say that. Sinabay mo lang din ako pauwi."

"Nah, wala yun. It's nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you too."

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