Courtney Problems

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Laura: oh my god Burnt Toast!

Riker: don't call me that!

Laura: but Rocky calls you it

Riker: ugh, fine whatever

Laura: but I can't believe you did that!

Riker: well yeah, I had to

Rocky: why would you even consider stealing all that money from the bank?

Riker: I was young, dumb, and careless

Rydel: well you're all the same. Except old, dumber, more careless, and uglier

Riker: shut up!

Ross: *walks in with a someone on his phone* hey guys, guess who sent me nudes?!

Rocky: ew, from Courtney's ugly ass?

Riker: yeah, she nasty

Ross: I thought you guys would be proud?

Rocky: sorry bro, she's just nasty

Ross: awe man *mutters as he walks upstairs* I photoshopped for no reason

??: *rings the doorbell*

Riker: who the hell is here at this hour?! *opens the door*

??: move asshole *pushes Riker aside*

Riker: who said you were invited Courtney?!

Courtney: *smiles innocently* my dumb ass boyfriend

Rocky: what did you say about Ross?

Courtney: I said he's a dumb a- *gets cut off*

Ross: hey babe!

Courtney: *fakely smiles* hey baby

Ross: *takes her upstairs*

Courtney: *flips them off behind her back*

Laura: how rude

Rocky: yeah, she's totally a chicken nugget

Riker: she honestly looks like a Quarter Pounder from behind. Girl gotta chillax with all that silicone!

Courtney: *comes down with a bag of cookies*

Rocky: what up biotch

Courtney: *scoffs and throws Laura the bag* don't worry, they're low fat *scans her up and down* you don't need the extra weight

Laura: *gasps and throws the bag at her head* BITCH!

Courtney: *tenses her jaw up* what did you just say?

Laura: *slaps her* I said BITCH

Courtney: oh no you didn't *pounces on her*

Riker: SHES A CHICKEN MC-NUG-CAT!!

Rocky: *starts screaming loudly*

Riker: *covers his ears* how come she responds this way towards Laura and not us?

Rocky: I don't know, don't ask me

Courtney: *howls*

Rocky: *looks closely* damn she's hairier than me!

Courtney: *snarls at him*

Laura: calm down!

Ross: *walks down* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! GET OFF MY GIRLFRIEND!

Laura: *gasps for air* shut up for just a few seconds

Rydel: *filing her nails* Ross don't get into this

Riker: you've been here the entire time?! And you did nothing about this?!

Rydel: *nervously chuckles* hehe sorry Laura

Laura: *throws a hard punch at her stomach* it's fine

Courtney: BITCH! *hunches over and starts bleeding* HOW DARE YOU! *slams her against the wall*

Ross: THIS IS OVER THE LINE!! *pushes Courtney onto the floor*

R&R&R: *runs towards Laura* Are you okay?!

Laura: that's just her period *coughs up blood* girl has to manage her tampon better *points to a bloody tampon on the floor*

Courtney: *pushes it aside with her foot* that's not true! I'm bleeding from her punch!

Riker: *sighs* Courtney, *points to the door* out

Courtney: who says you can kick me out?!

Rocky: me

Riker: me

Rydel: me

Laura: *coughs* me

Ross: *hesitates* Courtney just go

Courtney: b-babe?

Ross: guys, who's this stranger in our house that keeps calling me babe?

Riker: *shrugs and smiles* I don't know

Courtney: *smiles evilly* HA I ONLY USED YOU FOR ALL YOUR MONEY AND FAME! NOW THAT I GOT WHAT I NEED, I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE! *slams the door closed*

Ross: *chuckles sadly* well, I knew it was too good to be true *trudges upstairs*

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